Demu ya kibongo atoa mpya New York

[Leornado]

A woman from TZ is sitn in a bar in New York with 2 guys beside her. The 1st guy says 2 the barman "Johnie Walker, single". The 2nd guy blurts "Jack Daniels, single". After that, the bartender approaches the lady & asks "& you madam?". She replied with comfidence "Asha Selemani, married.

Muhudumu akabaki kumshangaa kinywaji gani tena hiki.

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

hahahahaha..

 

[birungi]

ahahahaha, lol
au SIAMBILIKI MWANAKWETU DIVORCED

 

[Tram Almasi]

ahahahaha, lol
au SIAMBILIKI MWANAKWETU DIVORCED

ha haaaaaaaa, hii kali kuliko!

 

[aye]

Hongera mkuu umenichekesha sana

 

[Genekai]

Hii kali kweli kweli!

 

[Lady N]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[MUREFU]

khaaaa...! Hii kal kwel kwel

 

[papaa-H]

rashid ally, divorced

 

[Kiherehere]

nimeipenda hii

Hongera mkuu umenichekesha sana

 

[Leney]

Niwe mkweli, nimeiona hii joke so many places, ila leo ndo nimeweza kuielewa...maana umemalizia na "ndo kinywaji gani tena hiki?" mi sikujua kuwa hivo ni vinywaji, I siriasly thought ni majina ya watu... Thanks kwa kufafanua!!!!

 

[kipindupindu]

Niwe mkweli, nimeiona hii joke so many places, ila leo ndo nimeweza kuielewa...maana umemalizia na "ndo kinywaji gani tena hiki?" mi sikujua kuwa hivo ni vinywaji, I siriasly thought ni majina ya watu... Thanks kwa kufafanua!!!!

huna tofauti na Asha selemani.

 

[kipindupindu]

Niwe mkweli, nimeiona hii joke so many places, ila leo ndo nimeweza kuielewa...maana umemalizia na "ndo kinywaji gani tena hiki?" mi sikujua kuwa hivo ni vinywaji, I siriasly thought ni majina ya watu... Thanks kwa kufafanua!!!!

huna tofauti na Asha selemani demu wa kibongo.

 

[Sikonge]

Juma Kigeuzwa - Gay.

 

[Leney]

huna tofauti na Asha selemani.

You are a mean person!! 🙁

 

[Eng. Smasher]

Imenibidi nicheke peke yangu, kile kichekesho sikucheka lakini hii yako ni kali!!!!
We kweli ni KIPINDUPINDU!!!

huna tofauti na Asha selemani.

 

[Husninyo]

Ha ha ha ha!
.

 

[Nalonga]

Duh! we mkale kiongozi,thanks dude!

 

[Katavi]

Juma Kigeuzwa - Gay.

Hii imepinda zaidi!

 

[komedi]

hihihihihihihihehehehehe!!!!! Mtu wangu umeniongezea u-handsome!!