JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get...
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Watanzania jamani kuna tungo nyingine ambazo zina mana zaidi ya moja ,kwa hyo mtu anaweza akaitamka kukawa na mana zaidi ya moja kwa mtamkaji na anayesikiliza au mpokeaji,hebu kutana na tungo tata...
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Kama ilishakuwepo humu samahani sikuiona
James is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as...
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Mfugaji kamrudisha kasuku dukani apewe mwengine kwa sababu huyu anatukana.
Muuzaji akamba mwengine.
MUUZAJI:-Huyu mstarabu sana Ukinyanyua mguu wa kulia anasema kiengereza,ukinyanyua wakushoto...
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nyumba ! nyumba ! nyumba !!!!!!!
nyumba nzuri inapangishwa,
ipo gongo la mboto,
inatazamana na jeshi la wananchi TZ !
ipo kwenye fensi !
ni self container !
ina vyumba sita !
sebule mbili ...
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Je ni kitu gani ungependa kiwe kwenye katiba mpya?
DEREVA: Trafiki wasiwepo barabarani
MWANAFUNZI: Mitihani isiwepo, baraza la mitihani lifutwe
MFANYABIASHARA: TRA itaifishwe
Wewe Je?
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Secretary aliingia ofisini kwa bosi wake akaona zip ya suruali ya bosi iko waz secretary: Samahani bosi umeacha gereji wazi bosi: heheee huku...
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A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the...
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Ndugu wa Tanzania wote!!
Baada ya mgao wa umeme sasa ni mgao wa mabomu, ulianzia mbagala, na sasa Gongolamboto imefuaata, itakuja mabibo farasi, utafika upanga, utapita utaenda mpk Mwenge pale...
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HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES = a surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder.
This...
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the...
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Rostam' & Co. profit and loss account
Revenue
1. Dowans' (realizable) 94,000,000,000
2. Kagodah 48,000,000,000
3. Deep Greens Fin. 35,000,000,000...
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Mpare mmoja alinunua mbuzi kwa ajili ya kitoweo, akamwambia mpishi, Nuthu ya nyama ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye Fritha!, kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudh chukuchuku!, Ngodhi...
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1. MAPUNDA= PUNDA
2. NGONYANI= NYANI
3.MAYOKA= MAJOKA/NYOKA
4.MWAFISI= FISI
4. MATWIGA=TWIGA
6. KIROBOTO
ama kweli utamaduni wa kibantu na majina ya ajabu ajabu,
hebu endelezeni orodha hii
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CHAGGA WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance the whole night. You have to buy her credit, to organize for the second date.
Second Date: You get to...
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Kuna jamaa alichora tattoo ya neno ADIDAS ktk uume wake ili akamuoneshe demu wake mpya,walipofika nyumbani wakavua nguo,jamaa akamsuprise kwa kumuonesha demu wake tattoo hiyo lkn kwa kuwa uume...
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KUAMINIANA!
Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu.
Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia...
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President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
President Obama goes first: "What will the...
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Source: Yahoo friends.
Sijui kama ndiye huyu mwanajamii au ni ukoo wake kijamii, maana nimekutana na wengi na hawataki kufafanua mahusiano yao na mm tumjuaye.
Swali: Mheshimiwa Rais je unawajua...
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Kikwete alienda marekan akaona jengo 1 halina umeme, akamuulza obama
"vp na nyie huku mna mgao wa umeme"
obama akajibu,
" ule ni ubalozi wa tanzania"
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