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ROSTAM'&CO Income statement!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mvaa Tai, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Mvaa Tai

    Mvaa Tai JF-Expert Member

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    Rostam' & Co. profit and loss account



    Revenue

    1. Dowans' (realizable) 94,000,000,000

    2. Kagodah 48,000,000,000

    3. Deep Greens Fin. 35,000,000,000
    4. BoT Twine tower 200,000,000,000 (additional unrelated building cost)
    5. EPA 195,000,000,000
    6. Presidential jet 45,000,000,000
    7. Military Radar 40,000,000,000
    8. Magari ya Jeshi 20,000,000,000
    9. Richmond (b4 dowan)150,000,000,000
    Total Revenue 827,000,000,000 (This is billion shillings)

    Expenses
    1. Gifts and lubricants 1,000,000,000
    2. Tshirts and Caps 1,000,000,000


    Profit before tax 825,000,000,000

    Tax (TRA will pay them instead)

    NET PROFIT 825,000,000,000

    Notes to the financial report.

    1. Preparation of the statement did not include any revenue less than 10 billion shillings
    2. Such benefits and accruals from Buzwaagi, Meremetah, IPTL, Kiwirah, nyumba za serikali, etc not included in the report
    3. Any amount that TRA have paid the company (by tax evasion) is written off from the books

    Chairman of Board Report
    This is most profit making organization ever existed in Tanzania . New shares are not issued now.
     
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    Duu, hii kali !
     
  3. Mwana CCM.

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    Hivi unajua hili bandiko lako linashitakika mahakamani?
     
  4. Safari_ni_Safari

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    Tupatie na distribution ya hiyo 825bn...na BALANCE SHIT!!!!:A S 13:
     
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    Tena mshikaji wa Rostam - anayejifanya mwenye Dowans - kaja. Watakumaliza kwa kuanika siri yao.
     
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    pmwasyoke,
    Mtu mwenyewe hataki hata kuonyesha sura kwa waandishi wa habari na Watanzania, unategemea atathubutu kusimama mahakamani kujitetea?
     
  7. Douglas Msele

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    Je? Hesabu hizi zimekaguliwa? Na current share holders ni kina nani? Hilo ni muhimu tulifahamu.
     
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    hii nimeipenda, hebu tuletee na CASHFLOW STATEMENT tuione mkuu, maana hapo ndo kwenye mambo
     
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    akituletea na balance sheet nahisi ndio tutakufa kabisa.
     
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    duh
     
  11. The Son of Man

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    Angalia jukwaa mkuu! Mangapi yanashitakika kihalali na bado hamja washtaki?
     
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    lakini haliwezi kumhukumu,maana hamna ushaidi,istoshe rostam ni jina tu halihusiani na mtu,pia hili ni jukwaa la jokes na utani ww wa kule kule nini...
     
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    Si atamtumia Rostam?
     
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    Ezan ndugu yangu hii Power of Attorney kakupa nani??
     
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    waambie waende hima!
     
  16. Mvaa Tai

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    Kwasababu ni kampuni inayo endeshwa kwa kuheshimu Doctrine of confidentiality ni kosa kabisa kukaguliwa
     
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    Mmiliki
     
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    umesahau VODACOM,CASPIAN,SEACOM,PANAFRIC ENERGY,TICTS
     
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    to name the few we know!!
    aleluya what a billions?
     
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    duh! hii kali! ungetuwekea balance sheet na cash flows statemets pia!!
     
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