President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries." Gordon Brown thinks, "It's not bad, this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks: "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it. "Come on, Gordon," says Obama, "Tell us what it says." "I can't! It's all in Urdu!"