Mzee saidi kasindikizwa na mkewe hadi kituo cha basi kuwahi safari.mkewe aliporudi home saidi alikumbuka amesahau CV yake ikabidi airudie.kufika nyumbani kampata mkewe anaosha vyombo na kutaka...
kati ya maswali ambayo huwa najiuliza na sipati jibu ni-kwanza,vipi sumatra wanashindwa kudhibiti daladala kujipandishia nauli kiholela- hasa jijini dar? pili; hivi wakati wa mwaibula hakukuwa na...
jamani hizi njaa zinatupeleka pabaya na hawa viongozi wetu inaonekana ni hopless mandazi. Bibi mwingine yupo mtwara katk kijiji alichozaliwa mkapa naye anagawa kikombe kwa jero jero. Mpaka jioni...
Hana miguu lakini anasimama...
Hana mikono lakini anachapa watu wazima mpaka wanalia...
Ni mdogo kiumbo,lakini akikasirika anaongezeka ukubwa..
Ana jicho moja,lakini usiku kwenye giza anaona...
A very sad joke, but its like truth any way
Conversation between a child and the Judge in court:
Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge...
section G: jibu maswali yote;
marks awarded 100%
time: 10mnts.
QN1. kama hela haitoki kwenye miti, kwanini benki zina matawi?
QN2. kwa nini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake?
QN3. kama hatutakiwi...
kufuatia hatua ya kanisa la kiinjili la kilutheri tanzania kubariki huduma ya uponyaji inayoendelea kufanywa na mmoja wa wachungaji wake wastaafu mch. ambilikile mwasapile baada ya kuoteshwa na...
Mtoto aliomba dua mbele ya wageni na familia yake:
"Ee Mungu nakushukuru kwa kunipa wazazi
wakarimu; Nakushukuru kwa
kuwaleta wageni hawa
waliomaliza chakula changu;
Nakuomba Mungu usiwalete...
Dogo m1 wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa v2 alivyofundishwa school baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga, baba akiwa beberu mama akiwa mbuzi...
Mwanamume mmoja alikuwa akiendesha gari nje ya mji, karibu na krosi akapishana na mdada akitokea upande wa pili wa barabara. Yule mdada akatamka, "Pundaaaaa!".
"Punda mwenyewe, ng'ombe we...
Kuna mke wa mtu kafumaniwa guest na mumewe. kijinusuru ikabidi atoke ndani uchi, alipofika nje akakuta tax akaingia na kumuamrisha dereva " ondoa gari fasta deleva ikabidi amshangae kidogo, dem...
A chap from Bagamoyo and a companion both aged 37 went to a séx therapists office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have séx ?"
The doctor looked...
Jamani ndugu zangu imefika kipindi inatubidi kutumia hata elimu ya ngumbalo au darasa la saba kutambua kuwa hakuna kuoteshwa na Mungu wala nani.
Huyo mama wa Tabora naye kaoteshwa na Mungu? na...
A farm boy accidentally overturned his
wagonload of wheat on the road. The
farmer that lived nearby came to
investigate. "Hey, Willis," he called out,
"forget your troubles for a while and...
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