Salam sana wana jf.
Mm nimefka kwa babu tangu jmosi nasijapata huduma kutokana na foleni kua kubwa.ila nliojionea! wenyenye vfafa,wanapata glasi ndani ya dk2 waepona.hakunapovu wala maulimi...
Mwalimu mmoja wa tuition alipewa jukumu la kumfundisha hesabu mtoto aliyeshindikana kwa usahaulifu.Mwalimu kaanza somo kama ifuatavyo;4+5=9,sawa mikogo?Mikogo kajibu sawa mwalimu,mwalimu akarudia...
Hongera rais kikwete kwa ukimya wako pamoja na maneno kibao ya matusi na uzushi unayotupiwa na wanasiasa uchwara na mashabiki zao!!AMA KWELI WEWE UMEKOMAA KISIASA NA UNATAMBUA VYEMA UKIBISHANA NA...
Kikwete ashitukia maandamano, migomo
Imeandikwa na Mwandishi Wetu; Tarehe: 5th February 2011 @ 23:50
RAIS Jakaya Kikwete amesema amegundua kuwapo njama za makusudi za kudhoofisha Serikali yake...
Chinese couple in Dar gave birth to a black baby and the husband asked the wife: Chu, why baby black?
Che replied: We live in Tanzania, no electricity, Me hot, you hot, sex hot so baby burnt
:A S clock:
mlevi alianguka kwenye pipa la takataka huku makalio yote yapo nje.akapita kichaa akamtia kidole ,mlevi akatingisha ******.kichaa akasema,
HUU MTAA WA MATAJIRI SANA,YAAN ******...
A man walks into the front door of a bar.
He is obviously drunk and staggers up to
the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with
a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely...
KWA UPANDE WANGU TIBA YA LOLIONDO SI TIBA YA IMANI BALI NI TIBA YA ASILI.NASEMA HIVYO SI KWA SABABU YA USHABIKI WA UPANDE WOWOTE ILA NI KWA SABABU YA HISTORIA YA YA MTI HUO YA KUTUMIKA KUTIBU...
Shalo balo mmoja alifika kwa babu kwa nia ya kupatiwa kikombe cha dawa,Baada ya kuwa amepatiwa kikombe hicho chakusitajabisha ni kwamba alibaki amekishikilia bila kunywa ndipo babu aka amua...
Mzee wa Mshitu: Nnauye; NYAMAYAO NA PETE NIMEOMBWA KUPIGA PICHA NA KUSHUGHULIKIA WATU WA CHINI NIKAAHIDI NDO KAZI NINAYOIANZA.NILIANZA KWA KUSIMAMIA BEI NZURI YA KOROSHO, MASASI TUKAZALISHA ZAIDI...
Wakati masikini wengi tunafia mahospitalini na majumbani mwetu kutokana na kukosa matibabu katika hospitali za umma nk, baadhi ya Vigogo wa Nchi hasa watendaji wakuu serikalini wamekuwa wakitumia...
I'm afraid inaweza kuhamishwa kwa sababu it does not reasonate with the mentality ya watu humu which is quite rather sad
Nakumbuka the old JF used to have the likes of Prof Mbilinyi's and so on...
Tukiwa msibani kijijini eneo la makaburi,bibi mmoja akiwa kambeba mjukuu wake mgongoni alisikika akilia kwa uchungu;'jamani huyu kijana kafa bado mdogo kabisa,inatia uchungu sana,bora ningekufa...
Kumbe sharobaro hajui kiingereza, katumiwa msg ndefu na demu wake. Ikaandikwa "some text missing", then yeye akafikiria akajibu fasta, "some text missing too beibe".
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