A very sad joke, but its like truth any way Conversation between a child and the Judge in court: Judge: Do you want to live with your mother? Child: No Judge: Why? Child: She beats me. Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad? Child: No Judge: Why not? Child: He beats me too. Judge: So who do you want to livewith? Child: Taifa Stars!!! Judge: WHY?? Child: They never beat anyone!