Dingi kanunua simu, amekaa sebuleni na katoto kake anatest mlio, mara dingi ushuzi ukamtoka 'pwi pwii'.
Mtoto "Baba huo huo nimeupenda kwa kuwa una harufu pia"
Juzi nilitembelea ofisi za jamaa wachina wanaitwa Jiteng Consulting Company, hawa jamaa wapo pale Mikocheni B, nilikuwa naonana na mkurungenzi wake anaitwa Mr A. Huang!
Katika stori yule mchina...
Matatizo ya english media kwa watoto wadogo, siku moja mtoto alichukua paspoti ya mama yake na kuisoma akakuta; name:Anitha ,place:Moshi,Birth:1976,sex:F,Mtoto akamwita mama yake akamwambia...
Wana JF. hii kitu ni mpya sasa inaanza kazi itajikita zaidi kwenye media hasa ya audio kwenye web yao ambako wataupload audio za kufundisha jamii!
Hebu fungua hapa usikilize audio ya leo...
I have found this somewhere and thought it is worth sharing, especially for those who curse drinking. 10% OF ALL ROAD ACCIDENTS ARE DUE TO DRUNKEN DRIVING. THIS MAKES A LOGICAL STATEMENT THAT 90%...
Shoga mmoja aliambiwa utaenda peponi kuna asali tele huko. Shoga. akajibu aaa... sitaki kutafunwa na nyuki, Nipelekeni huko motoni nna udi wangu ntajifukiza. Kero ya nini!
mjukuu:"babu kwani kuna tofauti gani kati ya chupi ya zamani na ya sasa?
Babu:"zamani ili uone kalio unapanua chup,siku hizi ili uone chupi unapanua kalio"
mjukuu:"sikuelewi babu"
babu:"kalio...
Nilikutana na watu wa kabila la wasagara maeneo ya ruaha mbuyuni.Hawa watu shughuli zao kuu ni uvuvi katika mto ruaha.Mto ruaha una mamba wengi hatari.Kitu wanachofanya wasagara ni kula mayai ya...
Mtandao ambao mbowe anaujenga na wenzake unaoonyesha busara ndogo za mbowe na umesababisha vitendo vya sirisiri ndani ya chadema dhidi ya watu fulani, hii haijengi umoja ndani ya chama.
Busara...
Wanajamvi nisaidieni. Nimetembelea mtandao wa CIA na kukuta taarifa za mauaji ya Usama Bin Ladin. Sasa najiuliza kama ndo yuleyule Osama au kuna mwingine. Ninapata mashaka hasa pale tunavyoendelea...
Many people think complete and finished have the same meaning,read below:
Marry the right person and you are complete.
Marry the wrong person and you are finished.
Extra joke:
A guy comes home...
Alisikika babu mmoja akipita mtaani, na hii ni baada ya kuona wake zake aliowaoa enzi hizo za radio ya mbao hawampendezi jamani nauza niongezee pesa nliyonayo nioe wa kichina maana mjukuu wangu...
Husband and Wife agreed dat,anytime they want sex they'll call it 'phone call' so that their kids wont understand.1 day a husband was horny, he told his son 2 tel her mom that he wants to make a...
Hi everyone,
Read this interesting strory.
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After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer. No salaries increase, No any recommendation...
Hii ndio First eleven ya Shetani. Lazima ucheze namba yoyote.1:ZINAA. 2:WIZI/UJAMBAZI. 3:UONGO/UTAPELI. 4:ULEVI. 5:BANGI/UNGA. 6:TAMAA/ROHO MBAYA. 7:DHULMA. 8:UCHAWI. 9:RUSWA. 10:KIBURI/DHARAU...
Kijana ndiyo nguzo na nguvu kazi katika jamii yoyote ile, hivyo wewe kijana wa Tanzania, hakikisha unasimama katika mlengo wa kuikomboa jamii yako, kiuchumi,kisiasa,kielimu n.k.
Vijana tunawajibu...
Tupende tusipende kuna mwanzo na mwisho wa kila kitu chini ya jua. Binadamu anazaliwa anakuwa mzee na anakufa ili kuacha nafasi kwa wengine kuzaliwa na kuendeleza jamii. Kila species ina growth...
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