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Timu ya shetani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Globu, May 1, 2011.

  1. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ndio First eleven ya Shetani. Lazima ucheze namba yoyote.1:ZINAA. 2:WIZI/UJAMBAZI. 3:UONGO/UTAPELI. 4:ULEVI. 5:BANGI/UNGA. 6:TAMAA/ROHO MBAYA. 7:DHULMA. 8:UCHAWI. 9:RUSWA. 10:KIBURI/DHARAU. 11:KUSENGENYA. JEE wewe namba ngapi? Huwezi kuficha kuna namba lazima utakuwa unacheza. Please niambie sasa hivi.
     
  2. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    daahhhhh
    we yako ni number ngapi??
     
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    Mr D47 Member

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    mm niko sub
     
  4. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Nilijua tu hili swali lazima lingekuja. Niko neutral mkuu, napiga miguu yote kulia na kushoto.
     
  5. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Mi ni coach.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    OOOK kwa hyo we ndo shetani mwenyewe.
     
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    Kundasenyi Member

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    Da! mimi ni refa
     
  8. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mi striker namba 10 ila namfunga golikipa wa timu yangu mwenyewe,je mimi ni nani?
     
  9. ossy

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    duh! Hapo me ni kamisaa wa mchezo mkuu!
     
  10. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi mfua jezi tu
     
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    mi lazman!
     
  12. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    ndio.ukicheza namba 1 vibaya hapo nakurekebisha.nakuambia ongeza bidii.na usivae gloves wala sokx.
     
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    Me mshika kibendera nina macho makali kama mshika kibendera wa mechi kati ya totnham hotspurs na chelsea
     
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    Mimi timu pinzani, tena nacheza namba zote!!!!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    daah,mi nazungusha 8 kiongozi
     
  16. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    No.9 inaniusu ndugu,ila mfumo wa kocha wa timu yetu umesababisha,yaan 6:3:1.alaumiwe kocha..
     
  17. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    mi ni mshabiki tu.......... wakicheza vizuri kama aseno na man yu mi nawashangilia wakicheza kama wale anda twente thrii mi nazomea tu ndio zangu.
     
  18. Mzizi wa Mbuyu

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    Umesahau mmiluki wa timu hiyo ni mtume mmoja hivi alikuwa hajui kusoma wala kuandika na alikuwa mtaalam ngono yaani alioa wazee na vitoto..
     
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    nacheza namba zote yani ni kiraka.
     
  20. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    umenikumbusha jinsi ulivozomea Simba vs TP Mazembe.
     
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