JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
CCM Mnatia uzuni kila mkiibuka na matamko yenu na maoni yenu juu ya matatizo na mstakabali wa Chama chenu Kikongwe kabisa hapa Africa Mashariki.
Kama ningekuwa mwanazuoni katika kada ya Sayansi...
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jamaa alitoka zake ulaya na bonge la dogi jike ,akawa analicare vibaya mno,kila siku majirani wanamuona jamaa anamsafisha mbwa wake na kumpaka mafuta maalum,siku moja mbwa akatoweka ktk mazingira...
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Popote panafaa kwa tendo hilo,Iwe ndani au nje,kama ni juu au chini,kitandani au mkekani,kwenye majani au sakafuni.tendo hilo ni wajibu kwa yeyote.asiyejua hufunzwa.(usiwaze sana hiyo ni "ibada ya...
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Treni ya umeme inaelekea kusini kwa spidi ya 250km/hr na upepo unaelekea mashariki kwa spidi 200km/hr.Moshi wa treni utaelekea wapi na kwa spidi gani?
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Endapo kama mzingo na eneo la duara viko sawa (kinamba)... Je, kipenyo cha duara hilo ni ngapi!?
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Jamani kirefuni KUNYWA KIKOMBE KIMOJA TU, au KOMA KUJA KUSALI TENA, nisaidieni wana JF.
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Dear Shosti, Pdidy and Dena Amsi for the PM,
Thank you, Asprin , Bubu Ataka Kusema , WomanOfSubstance, Fidel80, FirstLady1, Freestyler ,Gurudumu , HengeInkoskaz , , Kaizer , Katavi ,Kimey...
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Mpenzi Frank,
HABARI za Pasaka mwenzangu? Wengine wanasema eti walisaka Pasaka hadi wakawakawaka sijui na wewe uliiona? Ingawa wanaowakawaka kawaida kesho yake huwa wanatamani kufa tena badala...
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Jamani hii sasa kali maana kuna waalimu walienda kwa babu kule loliondo. Baada ya kupata kikombe babu akawaambia, "haya 500 yangu ?" Wakatoa bima ya afya, babu kachoka kabisa!
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WAMASAI: Mama yeyo nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake. WAKURYA: Mama Bhoke rara chini nikurenge. WAHAYA: Mama Koku infacti njoo tuperform. WACHAGA: Mama...
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Wachina wawili(mke na mume),walienda kuishi nchini nigeria.Baada ya miezi kadhaa kupita,mwanamke alipata ujauzito.Ilipofika muda wa kujifungua,yule mama wa kichina alijifungua mtoto mweusi kama...
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Hivi Wizara ya Habari,Vijana,Utamaduni na Michezo huwa haina muda kupitia filamu zinazotengenezwa hapa nchini kabla hazijaingia sokoni? Hii staili ya kuzuia kuonyeshwa kwa filamu baada ya mauzo...
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A beggar Found Tsh.1000
He decided to have a Great Dinner
He went to a 5 Star hotel & Enjoyed the Dinner
When bill came he said I have No Money,
Manager called Police and handed the Beggar...
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Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised?
lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:
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Hii sio udaku tafadhali.
Gazeti la Mtanzania leo Jumamosi 30/04/2011 linaongozwa na habari hiyo, " Slaa Kidume"!
In detail, linasema kuwa mahakama Arusha ilifahamishwa jana kuwa Bi. Josephine...
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jamani natamani kwenda Dar lakini naogopa vibaka na simu yangu
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Dogo dogo mmoja wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa vitu alivyofundishwa school baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga,
baba akiwa beberu mama...
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Teacher: now give me the opposite meaning of this sentence " children in the dark make mistakes "
Juan : Mistakes in the dark make children!!
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that...
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(a)JOHN alipoulizwa kuhusu JAMES alijibu,"JAMES ni mtu mkweli daima". (b)JAMES alipoulizwa kuhusu JOHN alijibu,"JOHN ni mtu mwongo daima. Hebu toa hukumu,kati ya JAMES na JOHN nani...
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