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Msafara wa Jk siku hizi una kuwa na gari la wagonjwa. Kama Bajaj alizoleta kwa ajili ya akina mama wajawazito zinafaa sana, kwa nini asitumie moja kwenye misafara yake badala ya ambulance ya...
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...Wanajamvi, hivi first lady wa nji hii yupo wapi?, protokali zinataka Rais aapambatane nae katika ziara anazofanya, lakini ni muda mrefu sasa JK yupo peke yake katika ziara mbalimbali alizofanya...
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Miujiza mingine mingine imeshuhudiwa huko Samunge jana baada ya mtu mmoja kuripoti kwa babu kuwa ameibiwa pochi na simu. Babu alimwambia mtu huyo ambaye ni Mkenya kuwa asiwe na wasiwasi, kwani...
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Babu Ambi wa Loliondo aliwaambia wagonjwa wakae kwenye mistari....wale wenye ukimwi mstari wao na wale wenye kisukari pia mstari wao. Watu wote wakajaa kwenye mstari wa wagonjwa wa kisukari...
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Watanzania tunahusudu ushirikina,tujaribu kujikumbusha matukio ya kishirikina yaliyowahi kutokea nchini: POPOBAWA;Kuna kipindi ilisemakana kuna jini lilikuwa linawafanyia mchezo mbaya...
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1. Nsisai 2.gyole 3,shilla 4,makala 5,nzetu 6,nzelu 7,pele 8,mlea nkyalu 9,ketondo 10,songela,
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Gikaro Togocho Keraryo Mwikwabe[mmasai] Werema Kemambo Kesogwe Winani Gekaro Rhobi Wang'we[Chui] Mara Hi kana gose ichi senti chane chera chare ko musuko gone gora go suruali yane ela ya gakhi...
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How to Play with Balls Snooker is a cool sports for MEN. ‘It teaches us how to play with BALLS, & concentrate on many HOLES, by using just a single STICK.
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How do you rate performance of National Assembly Speaker? Despite being praised for a job well done during the last Parliamentary session in Dodoma, Speaker Anne Makinda has also been...
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Ivory Coast's defiant President Laurent Gbagbo is sheltering with his family in the basement bunker of his residence in the main city, Abidjan5 April 2011 Last updated at 14:53 Share this...
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basii lilitekwaa mitaa ya boda ya uganda na kenya busia...manyambazii wakawapora wafanya biashara vitu vyote na kuwavua nguo,kishaa waka waambiaa kilaa mtu am...f...le alie kaa nae,kuna siti mmoja...
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Furaha yao hata sijuwi inatokea wapi? Basi wanavyoona sifa kuwakera wenzao.... utasikia prrrrrrhh, eti wanamjambishia kwasababu ana midadi. Mh! jamani binaadamu wanavituko hadi ktk magojwa ya...
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Jamaa mmoja na mkewe pamoja na watoto wao wawili,amina na amoni walikuwa wakiishi kwenye chumba kimoja tu.Amina alikuwa na miaka 8 na amoni alikuwa na miaka 5.Ilikuwa ikifika night,wote wanalala...
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Watoto walikuwa wanacheza, mara mtoto mmoja wa kiume akaumizwa sehemu yake ya siri ikawa inatoka damu, akaenda kwako huku analia sana. Mama yake pamoja na kina mama wa jirani wakatoka na kwenda...
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Jana nilikuwa halimashauri ya kahama mjini ghafla akaja mtu aliyepindua kura za uchaguzi mkuu mkoa wa shinyanga, nilipomuuliza mwenyeji wangu ambaye pia nai kati ya maboss wa wilaya ya kahama...
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Before sex, you help each other to get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself! Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you are ****ed!!
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Jamani wadau wa jf mnaofahamu kinachoendelea huko mjengoni Dom naomba mtufahamishe kinachoendelea. Nawakilisha
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun says, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!" The second nun says, "I can top that. Yesterday...
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Jamani ni muda wa wiki moja sasa sina access na e-mail address yangu kwa kuambiwa kuwa eti natumia wrong password!! Lakini cha kushangaza ni kuwa wale wote walio katika address book yangu ya...
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Forget about Babu wa Loliondo and/or CUF (na Sheikh Simba) and CCM marriage, this cartoon and the subsequent photo, give a proper picture of who JK is. Enjoy them both!!!
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