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Ndugu sangu Wachagga acheni unyanyapaaji, nji hii ni ya wote acheni kuwabeza ndugu sangu wa Kishumundu.
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Mida ya jioni jioni,watoto wawili,Tim naTom walikuwa wakicheza nje ya nyumba yao.Katika mchezo huo,Tim alichafuka usoni na Tom hakuchafuka.Mama yao aliwaita ndani ili wakalale.Kabla ya kwenda...
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HABARI NLIZOZINYAKA SASA HIVI ZINABAINISHA JINSI OSAMA ALIVYO MISS
STEP NI HII HAPA
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Nimeshuhudia live jamaa akimuuliza mwenzake, eti leo ni besdei ya wamama wote duniani? Mwenzake akajibu, hapana leo ni fesibuku yao.
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Familiya ya Sir ALEXFARGASON
iliyopo UK inayofurahakubwa ya
kukualika bw/bi mr/mrs
mh,Dr.................
katika harusi yamtoto
wao mpendwa
aitwaeMANCHESTER UNTD
atakapo fungandoa na bint...
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Kama unahudhuria mikutano na maandamano ya chadema utagundua kuwa watu wanaohudhuria wengi wao ni wanaume! Najiuliza ni kwa nini? Hata ukiwahoji wanawake m1 m1 wanasema hawaipendi...
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Baada ya Pauline kupotea kwenye hili jukwaa nimeamua kupitia makala zake 10 ambazo nimependezwa nazo kwa dhati..............................sijui ninyi ni zipi mlizipenda.................Here is...
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Naishi maeneo ya Ubungo nikaona itanigharimu kidogo ikiwa watoto wangu nitawaandikisha shule za chekechea maeneo ya Mbezi (Kimara). Tulipoanza uongozi wa shule walikubali kuwa ikiwa mtu ana watoto...
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Nyie ndio machizi wanguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...............................................
The one and only NILHAM RASHED, The Finest, afrodenzi, hashycool, X-PASTER, Michelle, Husninyo...
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Dad to son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
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my teacher pointed at me with her ruler & said
"at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked her; "which end?"
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Dulugu! Adundulu! Adulugudu! Gudugudu adulugudu!! Di di di di di diiiii. Hivi sasa ni saa za njaa kamili,ifuatayo ni taarifa ya habari kutoka radio jf stereo. Msomaji ni mimi jf senior expt...
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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So...
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Methali: Aliye juu mngoje chini.
Je akigoma kushuka inakuwaje?
Badili hii kwa kiingereza; Mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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(OMBA OMBA):Jamani saidia baba saidia baba,naomba sh.100 (MPITA NJIA):Haya bwana,sh.100
hii hapa....lakini kwa nini umeniomba sh.100 tu,kwanini usiniombe sh.500,sh.2000 n.k (OMBA...
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Mwalimu:Musa nenda kwenye ramani kanioneshe Amerika
Musa :Hii hapa mwalimu.
Mwalimu:Nani alievumbua Amerika?
Wanafunzi wote:Musa kavumbua Amerika mwalimu!
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Tumweleweje Nape na nguo zetu za Chama tena zile tunazovaa wakati wa Misiba/Maombolezo na wakati wa majozi na shida.
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hivi rambirambi ya marehemu Osama Bin Laden,inatolewa wapi?na maziko yake yatafanyikia wapi?kama kuna mtu anayecoordinate masuala ya usafiri wa kwenda msibani tuwasiliane kama vp!
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wanachuo wawili wa chuo flani walikwenda kustarehe huku wakiwa na gari lao,wakazidisha starehe wakajikuta wamechelewa muda wa kufanya test ya somo flan,wakiwa bado njiani wakafikiria saana...
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