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General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mnyakyusa alipata bahati ya kutembelea mikoa ya Pwani na Zanzibar.
Aliporudi kwao akaanza kuwasimulia wenzake yale aliyo yaona huko safarini.
Ndugu sangu, fiasi hifi hifi tunafyolima hapa...
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Hello wana MMU!
sio kawaida yangu kuingia jukwaa hili na kuandika, kupost au kuchangia mada zinazokuwa hapa, huwa napita na kusoma tu...
ukiona leo mpaka nimefikia kuandika thread hapa basi kuna...
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Mr.marwa aliagizwa na dokta apeleke hospitali choo ndogo kwa ajili ya vipimo.Alipofika home aliandaa sampo yake ya haja ndogo kwenye kichupa kidogo,akaiweka juu ya kiti,akaingia chumbani kujiandaa...
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Peter walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.
The next day he comes in again, again buys...
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Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.
The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.
The...
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Leo nimesikia kwenye kipindi cha tuongee magazeti kuwa kuna wanafunzi 216 waliopata mimba arusha.
Nadhani ni muhimu kwa mbunge G.lema kufuatilia suala hili na sio kujihusisha na harakati za CDM...
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Huyu hafit kuitwa mtoto wa Mkulima kwani he's an old Etonian born into priviledge and multi billionaire from Aristocratic family..kama kawaida ya watawala wa UK lakini.
Hapa waziri mkuu yuko...
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Usishangae unachokisoma si umbea wala udaku ila ni kiherehere chako cha kufungua habari hii.Haya sasa nakusikiliza weye nini kinachokufanya utafute udaku na umbea?
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Hivi nini kitatokea kama.............,malizia upendavyo.yangu mimi ni;hivi ni nini kitatokea kama mungu akiamua kuziondoa ghafla kuta nne za guest houses pamoja na mapaa yake mchana kweupe peee...
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mimi movie yangu ya kwanza kuangalia ni"first blood part 1"ya silvester stallone"Rambo"
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He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him...
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Namshangaa sana kikwete tangu ashike madaraka kifua chake kimetuna as if ni mnyanyua vyuma. Kana kwamba hiyo haitoshi, siku anazungukwa na walinzi wengi waliovaa kiraia. Hivi anachoogopa ni nini...
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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The
driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti...
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A young man went into a pharmacy and said to the pharmacist,
"Hello, could you give me condom.
I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gave...
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Bibi kizee mmoja alikwenda benki moja maarufu sana hapa nchini ili kuweka fedha zake. Alipofika mapokezi aliuliza.
"Naomba kumwona meneja mkuu wa benki hii"
Mfanyakazi wa mapokezi akamuuliza...
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his manhood into the...
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Nimechoka kuwa guest nimeamua leo kujiunga rasmi.
Naomba mnikaribishe.
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sijui kama ni swala la msingi sana kujadiliwa hapa, lakini jana ilibidi nijiulize inakuwaje serikali yetu inashindwa kuwapa raia wasiokuwa na uwezo wa kwenda karimjee au msekwa halls,kufuatilia...
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