A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head."I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' and a phone no. written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation.""Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."' "'The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again."What was that for?" he complained."Your dog called last night."