JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kama ilishatumwa before, mtanisamehe...Mimi kila nikiisoma mbavu sina na ninapata picha kama muvi...lol
Jamaa alikuwa anaendesha punda, siku 1 akamuuliza rafiki yake kwa nini gari zinaenda mbio...
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kuna ajali moja ilitokea,majuruhi mmoja alionekana akilia saaaana,huku akiruka ruka kwa maumivu!
Mzee mmoja akamfuata na kumuuliza kulikoni?
Kijana huku akizidi kulia,alimuonesha mzee sehemu...
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Najua wengi mtadhani mawazo yangu ni ya kimaskini wengine mtafikiri akili zangu ni fupi kama maisha ya funza lakina LA HASHA.....Lets my fellow students tuimagine, m2 akitaka kusoma daftari au...
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All...
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Fikiria mungu angeweka kipimo kama mita sehemu zetu za siri ili kila mwenza aweze kumkagua mwenzake mara ya mwisho waliendesha mpaka wapi ndoa au wachumba wangapi wangedumu katika mahusiano?
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Mwizi alimuona alimuo tajiri mmoja akizikwa na v2 vingi vya thaman,akajsemea kimoyo moyo:ucku nakuja kuliiba hlo jeneza lote,basi gza lilipofka akaenda kuiba lile jeneza,wkt amelibeba yupo njian...
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Jamaa moja alikuwa anapiga chabo dirishani wakati wenye ndoa wakiwa kwenye mahaba,mara huko nje ya nyumba mwenyewe baiskeli aliyekuwa anakatiza gafla tairi la baiskeli lake liliburst na kulia...
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Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been
married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt...
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Ndugu zanguni, je hiki ambacho huwa naandika ndani ya jamvi letu tukufu la JF ndio tabia yangu?
Je kuna uhusiano gani kati ya mawazo yangu, uwakilishi wangu na tabia yangu?
Naomba kila mtu...
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Three friends have a nice meal together, and the bill is $25
The three friends pay $10 each, which the waiter gives to the Cashier
The Cashier hands back $5 to the Waiter
But the Waiter can't...
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:A S-rose:
Wandugu toka tarehe 28/05 nimekuwa hoi bin taaban kwa ugonjwa huu mpya wa Barcaphobiasis
Nimejaribu kila aina ya therapy bila mafanikio, nikasema nijaribu jivua gamba nikakuta...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
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(i)UKINIPIGA unanionea,UKINIACHA unaniogopa,UKINISAIDIA unajipendekeza. (ii)Kama kuna foleni mbili zinaelekea sehemu moja na ukaona mstari uliopo wewe hauendi haraka,ukihamia mstari...
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to...
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Basi wote walikuwa hawajawahi kabisaaaa .basi wamefunga harusi wamepelekwa chumba husika chini ya usimamizi wa vibibi na mashangazi na washenga.jamaa akoachwa juu ya bimkubwa ,walivyorudi kaa...
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A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a
room to meet with his former accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks
you embezzled from me?"...
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