Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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- Feb 4, 2009
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Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been
married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this
crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked
down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent
bastard,'
She screamed at him, 'How could you be
lying to me all of these years? You better
explain
yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly:
' I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'
There was this couple that had been
married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this
crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked
down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent
bastard,'
She screamed at him, 'How could you be
lying to me all of these years? You better
explain
yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly:
' I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'
