Punda na petrol...

[Mkare]

Kama ilishatumwa before, mtanisamehe...Mimi kila nikiisoma mbavu sina na ninapata picha kama muvi...lol

Jamaa alikuwa anaendesha punda, siku 1 akamuuliza rafiki yake kwa nini gari zinaenda mbio? Rafiki yake akamjibu zinatumia mafuta. Siku ya 2 akaenda sheli na punda wake, alipofika akamnyanyua mkia akasema atiwe lita 5. Punda petrol ikamuwasha akatoka mbio za ajabu. Jamaa akamfukuza akarudi. Akavua suruali akainama akamwambia muuza mafuta amtie lita 10....
Unajua nini kilitokea? Ni PM nikupe part two...!

 

[Cassava]

Kama ilishatumwa before, mtanisamehe...Mimi kila nikiisoma mbavu sina na ninapata picha kama muvi...lol

Jamaa alikuwa anaendesha punda, siku 1 akamuuliza rafiki yake kwa nini gari zinaenda mbio? Rafiki yake akamjibu zinatumia mafuta. Siku ya 2 akaenda sheli na punda wake, alipofika akamnyanyua mkia akasema atiwe lita 5. Punda petrol ikamuwasha akatoka mbio za ajabu. Jamaa akamfukuza akarudi. Akavua suruali akainama akamwambia muuza mafuta amtie lita 10....
Unajua nini kilitokea? Ni PM nikupe part two...!

Hata kama ni uwongo-Aisee nimecheka sana kupita kawaida, tafadhali usisubili mtu aku PM mwaga jibu la hizo lita kumi ilitokea nini.

 

[Nazjaz]

he...,. Kijana anatafuta majoto

 

[Dr.Chichi]

He he he huyo akili hana

 

[Ringo Edmund]

Nipo karibu na boss ila nim44cheka karibu anishtukie.

 

[Al-Mende]

hehee... Usiniambie jamaa nae aliwashwa kama punda..! Lol.

 

[matwi]

lazima alizimia hapo hapo haiwezekani 10ltr zingie tumboni thru rectum mmh..!

 

[Mkare]

Part two... Ha ha ha... am kidding... Inatakiwa ui-imagine itakuaje. Matwi kashapata part two yake...lol. So whatever utakavyoimagine ndo hiyo...:dance:

 

[Katavi]

lazima alizimia hapo hapo haiwezekani 10ltr zingie tumboni thru rectum mmh..!

Nini kuzimia??? Alikufa huyo...

 

[allydou]

alichakachuliwa huyo yakhee, wa inama mbele ya mtu wa mombasa.

 

[Rural Swagga]

Nipo karibu na boss ila nim44cheka karibu anishtukie.

Jombaa niaje tena meku,,vuka hapa Shia basi tunywe mbege

 

[Tasia I]

hii kwa kweli nimecheka.happa naeza onekana mwehu manake nacheka peeangu.

 

[toghocho]

unanikumbusha ya airplane na rocket nimecheka

 

[Preta]

unanikumbusha ya airplane na rocket nimecheka

tupe hii mkubwa, ilikuwaje ya rocket na plane?

 

[chapaa]

im walking away