JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
nasisitiza haya ni mawazo yangu.
nitakuwa mchoyo wa fadhila kama nitachelea kuwapongeza wabunge wa kigoma kupitia chama cha cdm na nccr kwa kuonyesha mfano wa kujali wananchi wa jamii yao kwa...
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Baada ya kupima ngoma maongezi ya daktari na baunsa yalikuwa hivi. Baunsa: mbona unanishangaa tu badala ya kunipa majibu? Dk. Naogopa utanidunda nikikupa majibu yako.
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Tangazo la kazi
Kama uko tayari kufanya kazi yoyote
mahala popote -- kuna kazi
imetangazwa -- huko India vijijini --
kazi ya kunyonga watu.
Maafisa wa gereza la Jorhat, karibu
maili mia...
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minaona hawa watu hawatofautian sana, wote matajiri kutokana na matunda ya siasa na wote wanalipwa mshahara mkubwa wakifisadi,wote hawajakataa pesa za posho zao ila wanaomba bunge libadilishe tu...
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Jamaa alimkuta mvuta bangi na kumwambia kuwa moshi wa bangi utamuua polepole, mvuta bangi akamjibu kwani nani alikwambia nataka kufa haraka?
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Jamaa watatu mabakhili sana, wakaelezana waondokane na tabia hii mbaya.
Mdosi: "mimi tachora duara, tarusha pesa juu, takazoingi dani ni za maskini
takazo toka nje ni za kwangu bana"...
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mr na mrs waligombana mr kalala kitandani mrs kalala chini,mr akawa anupiga piga uume wake anauambia wee hebu tulia hujui tumegombana na tumenuniwa?mrs akasikia akajibu,tuliogombana ni sisi siyo...
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Kikwete alienda kwenye mtaai fulani marekani nakukuta umeme umekatika.ikambidi aulize, hivi hata marekani kuna mgao wa umeme? kikwete akajibiwa kuwa huu mtaa ambao umeme umekatika ni mtaa...
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Your medicine is in the kitchen
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Upo nje ya chumba ambacho ukiwa nje huwezi kuona ndani.Ndani ya chumba kuna 'tungsten bulbs' tatu,X,Y,Z.Nje ya chumba kuna switch tatu,A,B,C.Kila switch moja inawasha bulb moja kati ya X,Y na Z...
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Jamaa mmoja akiwa na mizigo mingi bandarini dar,alikodi boti zima kuelekea Zanzibar.Safari ilianza vizuri tu,lakini walipofika katikati ya bahari,jamaa akaamuru boti isimame kidogo.Kwa mshangao wa...
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Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 :A S kiss::A S-rose: kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
XXXX
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Jamaa 2 walizikoka bangi wakaenda kutaka kupanda bodaboda kurudi nyumbani, hapohapo wakaanza kupigana kila mmoja anataka kukaa upande wa dirishani.
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Jamaa walijifungia wakila bangi, muda kidogo kibiriti kikawaishia, wakamtuma mwenzao atafute kibiriti. Jamaa akatoka kufika nje akamuona mpita njia akamuuliza una kibiriti? mpita njia akamjibu...
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Jamaa anasex na nesi,Mara nesi akaanza kupiga kelele,aah!uuuwiii!inaumaaaaa....!jamaa akamwambia acha u**nge!wee unanichomaga sindano ilihali sina tundu na silii,wewe tundu unalo,unalia nini?kata...
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Habari za asubuhi ndugu abiria,mimi ni kapteni Bob mazishi.Karibuni katika ndege yetu ya abracadabra airways.Safari yetu ni kuelekea Mwanza,lakini hatuna uhakika wa kufika mwanza,tunaweza kutua...
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing the following
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English...
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Kibibi kimoja kizee kilisikia malaika wa kutoa roho watu atawatoa roho vizee vyote, haraka akaenda kuchukua cerelac akawa anakula, ghafla yule malaika akatokea akamuuliza unafanya nini? kile...
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A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. " How come you are sweating?" He asks...
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