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A teacher

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual sizewhen stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
    Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. She said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
    Lily put up her hand. "Yes, Lily?"
    "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
    "Very good. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed."
  2. First Born

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    huyo dogo atakuwa anataka na wala hachukii. Na directly she thought of penis which was incorrect answer.
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    Jwagu Senior Member

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    Teh, alishabanguliwa huyo
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh dogo ana hatari
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    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Poor Mary; she got it wrong!..au alishashuhudia mdiso ukikua 10X, shughuli anayo mtoto wa watu mamaaa!