JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer after seeing what...
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1) mkinga ndili mkinga lakini ndili mborn town
2) okhuswa natokhaswe ila chamoto jotwikhoma
3) khoo avanu va kho dasalamu khoo vatiye chips kumbe ndoosa
4)avange vatie alini taarabu kumbe...
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TO: All Employees
Subject: Special High Intensity Training.
In order to Insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well...
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kukosa kazi, grid ya Taifa imeamua kucheza ruka kamba,Hapa ni karibu na Songas Ubungo.
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Biashara yangu ya kitimoto na bia imeshuka sana!!!!!!!1
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A guy came across his ex girl and she said!
Girl: hello!
GUY:'Snee...zes'!
GIRL:Sorry are you okay?
Guy: Yeah,it's just that i'm allergic to bullshit,then leaves! Haha hapo lazima akubali ina...
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It worth reading the story; Swali moja majibu kibao.
Doctor : What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
Rwegumiza : Okey. It was a...
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Faiza Foxy... a Complicated, Strong, Highly opinionated, Abundantly knowledged,
Controversial, Impressive, Resilient (as per MTM) Lady at JF if any....
It seems you are not only aggressive at JF...
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A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldnt start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.
Climbing in, he told the driver to take him to the Kisutu's halls of justice.
Where...
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A pre-med student takes an examination and the last question is: Give four advantages of breast milk.
The student begins to answer the question: No need to sterilize bottles, healthier for the...
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Mzungu alipita na nyani wake mbele ya kigenge cha muuza ndizi, yule nyani akapora ndizi akala. Muuzaji akamkasirikia, mzungu akasema unakasirika nini wakati kala ndugu yako! Mzungu akaondoka...
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hivi nyie ndugu zetu mnapofiwa na jamaa yenu mnaamua kwenda kumuhifadhi mochwali kwa muda wa wiki mbili mpaka tatu ili mshone suti au mtengeneze t-shirt nakuweka picha ya mfiwa na mbaya zaidi...
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The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."
The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first...
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the...
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Medical alert about a virus called " Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you come into contact with this VIRUS, you should immediately go to​ the nearest "Biological Anxiety...
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Infect the world leaders with HIV aids,that way you'll find the cure in 3days.
find a couple and kick the heck out of the woman with no reasons,that way you go out with bruises but add a little...
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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched...
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Jamaica hakuna mgao wa umeme.
Jamaica samaki fresh, hawana mionzi.
Jamaica vibinti bomba ile mbaya.
Jamaica waandishi wamelewa dope, hawana maswali magumu.
Jamaicaaaaah!!!!! Smile Jamaica.
:D
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Samahani kwa yeyote nitakayemkwaza kwa hii mada lakini ni sehemu ya kubadilishana mawazo:
Ni hivi; Mtu anapofiwa kuna mawili, moja ni kulia tena kwa machozi, nyingine kulia kimya kimya machozi...
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Sijawahi ona mwanamke akiendesha pikipiki kulikoni akina dada na wamama ,vipi huo usafiri mnawaachia wanaume tu ?!
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