Walikutana madaktari watatu kwenye mkutano, Mchina, Mjerumani na Mtanzania, majadiliano yakawa hivi;
Mchina: Kuna case moja nchini kwetu, mtu alivunjika mkono ukakatwa, tukamtengenezea mkono wa...
Mtoto mdogo alimsogelea baba yake na kumwuliza, "Baba, nini Siasa?
Baba akajibu, "Subiri nikufahamishe ifuatavyo:
Mimi nikiwa ndiye ninayeleta fedha nyumbani, unaweza kuniita Tajiri.
Mama yako...
je ni yupi kati ya hawa ni bingwa wa kusahau
1. jamaa alikua amelala akaamka walipokua amekaa akanza kufikiria juu ya kuwa ni jambo gani alilokua akifanya kwa wakati ule akawa anajiuliza,"hivi...
Nachojua mimi kazi yapaka ni kukamata panya, sasa leo kunapaka hapa home panya kampitia miguuni kabisa, paka kamuangalia kwa dharau afu kampotezea, sijui alihisi akimfukuzia atasweat...
Utafiti uliofanyika katika miaka ya hivi karibuni umebaini kwamba katika maeneo mengi ya wazi na barabarani hakuna vinyesi vingi kama zamani. Eti sababu kubwa ni hali mbaya ya kimaisha kwa vijana...
Ndugu zangu swala la mgao wa umeme limeleta matabaka makumbwa mawili kati ya wanao athirika na wasio athirika ,Hii inatokana na selikali kutangaza kuwa mgao utapungua au kuisha kabisa ...
A big town lawyer went duck hunting in Bukoba rural . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an...
Katika pitapita yangu mtaani, nilifanikiwa kukutana na malaria sugu, akishangilia ushindi wa JK uliokuwa umetangazwa punde na tume feki ya uchaguzi!alionekana mchangamfu,mwenye haiba na furaha ya...
Kuna jamaa alikuwa kiwembe balaa akaamua kuoa, kila wakati akawa anapigiwa simu na videmu vyake mpk wife wake akashtukia akawa anapokea yeye, jamaa kuona kila siku anakuwa na ugomvi na wife...
1.Ukininyima.. Unanionea,
2.Ukinipa-unajipendekeza
3.Ukiniacha-unaniogopa
4.ukinipiga-unanionea
Hahahaa ni maneno ya baadhi ya watu hayo mitaani, vp ushawah kukutana nayo kwenu??
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The...
Kwa kweli sisi watu weusi lazima tumlaumu huyu jamaa sana....mungu baada ya kuwaumba binadam aliwaita aina zote na kuwambia kila mmoja aseme anachotaka...akaanza mzungu akasema anaomba apewe...
Kuna mtoto mmoja alikuwa mvivu sana kusali wakati wa kulala kwa sababu ya usingiz na sala kuwa ndefu, hivo akaamua kuandika sala kwenye karatasi na kubandika ukutani chumbani hivo anavolala...
The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.
The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you...
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest...
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That depends on the wage rate.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the ladder...
kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa ameoa na ana mtoto mmoja wa kiume mwenye umri wa miaka minne.. kutokana na ugumu wa maisha jamaa alikuwa amepanga chumba kimoja uswazi hivyo ili kuepuka ufinyu wa chumba...
Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading...
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