Ujanja wa Mujini.....

[Spear_]

Kuna jamaa alikuwa kiwembe balaa akaamua kuoa, kila wakati akawa anapigiwa simu na videmu vyake mpk wife wake akashtukia akawa anapokea yeye, jamaa kuona kila siku anakuwa na ugomvi na wife akaamua kubadilisha jina la mpenzi wake mmoja wa nje kwenye simu yake aandika "BATTERY LOW" ugomvi uliisha kwani kila simu ikiita inaonyesha BATTERY LOW wife anaiweka kwenye charge!!!!

 

[First Born]

hahahahahahahahaaaaa BATTERY LOW! Jamaa mjanja sana.

 

[Mitchell]

sasa akipiga kwa siku mara nne lazima ashtuke au betri mbovu?

 

[The only]

aaaa wapi utabambwa 2 dawa nikuwaface kuwapa sh** tuu

 

[babukijana]

Duh hii safi sana kutumia asante kwa mbinu

 

[mchemsho]

Ingekuwa zamani na mimi ningeandika loh.! Wazinzi bana