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wake wenye kupenda kujua now clouds tv wanarudia kipindi cha mtv base anahojiwa aliko dangote mnigeria no 51 duniani kwa utajiri the richest african alive
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Sisi midume bana usimue demu kaacha wazi sehemu yake ya mwili, tutaitolea macho hapo khaa.... hasa kwenye daladala demu akiwa amevaa kimini utachungulia mapaja, kitop utaangalia kiunoni. SASA JE...
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Enzi hizo Rais akiwa anafanya ziara watu tulikuwa tunakusanyika barabarani tunampungia mkono.siku hizi wapi bana nani anamuda na misafa ya viongozi.Enzi hizo shule asubuhi tunakimbia mchakamchaka...
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jamani natafuta kijana wa kiume wa kunisafisha na kunitengeneza kucha pia kuniosha miguu kila wkend muda anzia saa 2 usiku malipo mazuri
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A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given...
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nimeona mara nyingi watu hawajawahi hata kuonana mara moja, lakini siku wakionana tu mmoja anaanza kumuona mwenzake ana ringa. Au binti anampeleka mchumba kwao ili akajitambulishe, wazazi...
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Akikasirika ndio utaona anavyotukana kwa kiinglysh. Mtu akinitukana kwa makolokocho ambayo siyaelewi wala huwa siumii. Ila yale matusi ya darasa la pili B kichwa kama boga huwa yananiuma sana.
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Hallo wadau. Katika kukumbushana old kanumba's primary school leo tukumbushane hadithi na vitabu vya k iswahili vya Tujifunze lugha yetu. Unakumbuka hadithi gani? Ulipenda wahusika gani na...
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kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajari ya gari kwa bahati mbaya akachanika mdomo,ikabidi akimbizwe hospitali..kufika chumba cha upasuaji akakuta daktari anamalizia kumtahiri mtu mwingine,alipomaliza...
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Yuko wapi jamani?? nishakimisssssssss kile kiuno!!!!!!!!!! room la kulala mwanaume nk au kajifungua? au yuko safarini? au ndo au? mwambieni ajitokeze jamani niwe napoteza mafeelings!
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This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a...
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Today is when your man will be needing you the most After a humiliation that he will never forget in his lifetime. (8-2 defeat) Do him a favor and do it for love Buy him some beer and show up...
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Week end word 'Girls ar found every corner of the earth... But unfortunately the Earth lack corners.'
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Jamani natafuta hii cheni, Ni duka gani hapa Sinza naweza pata hii Cheni jamani. Natanguliza shukrani na ninawatakia weekend njema madadiito na mamito!!!
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Kuna mwalimu mmoja ambae yupo kwenye mafunzo kwa vitendo, kutoka chuo kimoja hapa tz alietoa kali ya mwezi. Siku aliokuwa anafanyiwa 'assesment' alichanganyikiwa vibaya mno. Kaingia class na...
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Kwa mnaoshi Dar wapi kuna tamasha la kumsifu Mungu sijajumuika muda mrefu,naomba mwenye taarifa aweke hapa tukamwimbie na kumsifu Mungu!
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Nyani na AK-47 loh balaa! bonyeza link uone video Monkey with AK-47 shoots black people
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Two men were walking home after a party and decided to ta take a shortcut through the cemetery.Right in the middle of the cemetery,they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the...
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Jamaa mmoja ambaye ni mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa speech katika tamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu kujiepusha na vitendo vyenye kuweza...
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JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
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