Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.
He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"
The man says, "No, he's out...
kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajali akavunjika mkono mmoja baada yakuona maisha mgum akaamua kwenda kujiua,akapanda juu ili ajtupe chini akiwa juu gafla akamuona mtu chini akiwa amekatika mikono yote...
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft
Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio,
Tanzanian living in USA .
Bill Gates...
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a...
Asha Ngedere jamani ana vituko! Na vijana wa mtaani kwetu ndo wanazidi kuvipambisha moto vituko vya Asha Ngedere! Wasifu wa nje wa Asha Ngedere ni wa kufurahisha! Angalia miguu yake; full...
Tamasha la jinsia 2011, linaendelea katika viwanja vya Mabibo, ila kubwa linalo nishtua ni hili kundi la mashoga, ambao wako hapa, nao wanataka watambuliwe na wapewe haki za msingi..
Wameitaka...
Mfano mzuri kwa Tanzania yetu. Viongozi mafisadi inajenga Taifa la mafisadi. Tumefikia pahali hata tunapodai haki zetu mpaka tufanye ufisadi ndio tuzipate na tunaona ni sawa tu.
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Siku moja niko na rafiki yangu tunasafiri mjini Kampala mara tukafika kituo cha kushuka tukashuka na kumpa konda pesa akawa ana chenji yakuturudishia akatwambia.. K.u.ma hao..dah nikasema what...
NATAMANI AWE WANGU PEKE YANGU WA KUFA NA KUZIKANA CKU ANANIVIKA SHELA ...............NITAJIONA MWENYE FURAHA SANA HAPA DUNIANI.............lkn mmmmmmmmmh!
Hii Ilishawahi kuwekwa kupostiwa hapa, ila imenifurahisha na nimeamua kuirudisha tena ...
Men NEVER listen
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas...
THE RECOMMENDATION
One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows
1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard...
Salma na Ali ni wapenzi wa muda wa miaka 2 sasa.
Ali alikaa kijiweni na kusikia habari juu ya utamu wa kumuingilia mwanamke kinyume na maumbile na kuambiwa hataweza kukuacha tena. Kwa kuwa Ali...
Baada ya tarehe 2 oktoba 2011 wananchi wa Igunga kupiga kura za kumchagua Mbunge wao. Kuanzia tarehe 3 oktoba 2011, vichwa mbali mbali vya habari vya magazeti vitakuwa hivi :
CHADEMA yapigishwa...
Leo asubuhi gari la mgombea ubunge kupitia CUF limegongana na pikipiki na gari kuharibika vibaya,cha kushangaza pikipiki haijaharibika hata kidogo na mwendesha pikipiki pia yuko salama...
A man went to an hospital for HIV test on Friday and was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation that...
Kwanza napenda kumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kuniweka mpka leo hii na kutimiza umri nilioufikia,wapo wengi wao hawajafikia umri wangu,Pili nawashukuru wazazi wangu kwa kunilea,kunisomesha na kufikia...
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