The recommendation letter


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THE RECOMMENDATION
One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows

1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Ema works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Ema never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Ema is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite if high accomplishment and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Ema can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that can not be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Ema be
12 promoted to executive management and a proposal will bne
13 executed as possible.

Immediately after the Boss giving the recommendation, he writes

ADDENDUM
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Now that he is gone, KINDLY RE- READ ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES
 
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Tehe-Tehe!
The boss himself needs to be on firing line!!!
 
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Hahahahahaaaaa, kweli Bosi alikuwa amemchoka Bwana Ema,
 
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sure boss amemchoka jamaa
 
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duuuuh, hiii kiboko
 
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Tehe-Tehe!
The boss himself needs to be on firing line!!!
Ila kama alimpeleka boss kuandika barua nzuri kama ile bila kutaka (hata kama kulikua secret message) basi yeye apewe kazi ya boss for her persuasion skill na boss apewe kazi ya upelelezi for his "secret transmission of key information" skills.
 

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