Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz

Mpita Njia

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Mar 3, 2008
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Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.
He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"
The man says, "No, he's out playing golf."
Morris says, "All right, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's not with the firm any more, he's retired."
"Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's away in Boston, won't be back for a month."
"Okay, then let me talk to the other Mr. Schwartz."
He says, "Speaking!"
 
Hahahaaa, naona jamaa alingojea mpaka zamu yake ifike.. Nice one
 
hahahahahaaa! ngoja nkuelewehse Bushbaby! hapo kuna schwarts wanne, wa kwanza alikuwa anacheza golf, wa pili amestaff,wa tatu kasafir na wanne ndo huyo alikuwa anongea nae. Hapo upo sasa?
kama itakuwa ni mimi tu sijaelewa basi nitakuwa nunda......
 
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