The Pastor entered his donkey
in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the
donkey that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT...
What is Facebook..?? .. .. .. .. ..... Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets No Response.. :( & When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets (50 Likes), (35 friend
Requests), (20 Private Messages), &...
KALUTA, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check up.
A few days later, the doctor saw Kaluta walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of...
Chong was studying Engineering in Britain. He soon began missing his fried rice, so one day he walked into a corner Greek store to order a takeaway. But Chong had difficulty rolling his R's and...
Dada alipewa ujauzito na mchina.
Baada ya miezi tisa alijifungua na miez mitano baadae mtoto alifariki.
Mama:nilijua,nilijua,nilijua!
Watu:ulijua nini?
Mama:Bidhaa ya kichina.
Watu:kivipi...
Mzee mmoja mkazi wa Iyunga Mbeya mjini,alimtafuta kijana ili ampe hela,akampige mtu nondo na yy kuiweka kwenye biashara yake ya nyama.Alimpata kijana mmoja na kumlipa pesa,ili akampige nondo mtu...
Mtoto mdogo wa kiume kamsimulia mamaye: Mama, unafahamu kuwa dada(house girl) kumbe ni malaika? MAMA: kwa nini unasema hivyo? MTOTO: nilimwona akiwa u.c.h.i mikono ameshika ukutani akisema "mungu...
Hakika kwa wale wapendao siti za ubalozini wakati safiripo ni raha tupu, ukubali jaribu siku uone.
Jana niliwa safarini kuna na kaka alikua amekaa siti moja na binti mrembo bila shaka katokea...
NA KULWA MAGWA,
DODOMA
WAZIRI wa Mambo ya Nje na
Ushirikiano wa Kimataifa,
Benard Membe, amesema
watuhumiwa wa suala la
ununuzi wa rada
uliolisababishia taifa hasara
kubwa, wanafahamika...
SERIKALI imeondoa kodi kwenye baadhi ya bidhaa za ujenzi kwa askari polisi ili kuwawezesha kujenga nyumba kwa gharama nafuu kulingana na vipato vyao.Hatua hiyo imechukuliwa
siku chache baada ya...
Tigo sio tusi tu kwenye Kiswahili chetu kileee, ila hata kwenye teknolojia. Ndo maama uzi huu nimeshindwa kuutuma kwenye jukwaa la malalamiko, wala jukwaa la lugha wala jukwaa la teknolojia...
Umelikuta embe dodo chini bado linatoa utomvu.Tatizo umelikuta embe hili chini ya mpapai na huu mpapai haupakani na mwembe wowote.Utachukua uamuzi gani?utalila au utaliacha?
She is the talk of the society I live in. Among men for she is beautiful, very beautiful and I am not that handsome (Ok I am lying. You can call me dark but not handsome!), and among wives...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa amebebwa kinguvu kupelekwa milembe baada kuonekana ni kichaa,sasa jamaa akawa anajaribu kujitetea: Jamaa: jaman naomba muelewe kuwa mimi sio kichaa kwani...
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