JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT...
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Jamani kweli mtu ana amini na na kuonewa huruma utadhani kweli!
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What is Facebook..?? .. .. .. .. ..... Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets No Response.. :( & When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets (50 Likes), (35 friend Requests), (20 Private Messages), &...
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KALUTA, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check up. A few days later, the doctor saw Kaluta walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of...
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Chong was studying Engineering in Britain. He soon began missing his fried rice, so one day he walked into a corner Greek store to order a takeaway. But Chong had difficulty rolling his R's and...
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Pata sukari, mayai, baiskeli, kanga, pilau, walikuku, sambusa, tairi za trekta, madaftari, bia aina zote, petroli, matunda, nazi, vitumbua, mitumba grade 1, supu ya utumbo, mabati, vocha, mtego...
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Dada alipewa ujauzito na mchina. Baada ya miezi tisa alijifungua na miez mitano baadae mtoto alifariki. Mama:nilijua,nilijua,nilijua! Watu:ulijua nini? Mama:Bidhaa ya kichina. Watu:kivipi...
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Mzee mmoja mkazi wa Iyunga Mbeya mjini,alimtafuta kijana ili ampe hela,akampige mtu nondo na yy kuiweka kwenye biashara yake ya nyama.Alimpata kijana mmoja na kumlipa pesa,ili akampige nondo mtu...
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Mtoto mdogo wa kiume kamsimulia mamaye: Mama, unafahamu kuwa dada(house girl) kumbe ni malaika? MAMA: kwa nini unasema hivyo? MTOTO: nilimwona akiwa u.c.h.i mikono ameshika ukutani akisema "mungu...
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Hakika kwa wale wapendao siti za ubalozini wakati safiripo ni raha tupu, ukubali jaribu siku uone. Jana niliwa safarini kuna na kaka alikua amekaa siti moja na binti mrembo bila shaka katokea...
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NA KULWA MAGWA, DODOMA WAZIRI wa Mambo ya Nje na Ushirikiano wa Kimataifa, Benard Membe, amesema watuhumiwa wa suala la ununuzi wa rada uliolisababishia taifa hasara kubwa, wanafahamika...
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SERIKALI imeondoa kodi kwenye baadhi ya bidhaa za ujenzi kwa askari polisi ili kuwawezesha kujenga nyumba kwa gharama nafuu kulingana na vipato vyao.Hatua hiyo imechukuliwa siku chache baada ya...
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Tigo sio tusi tu kwenye Kiswahili chetu kileee, ila hata kwenye teknolojia. Ndo maama uzi huu nimeshindwa kuutuma kwenye jukwaa la malalamiko, wala jukwaa la lugha wala jukwaa la teknolojia...
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Umelikuta embe dodo chini bado linatoa utomvu.Tatizo umelikuta embe hili chini ya mpapai na huu mpapai haupakani na mwembe wowote.Utachukua uamuzi gani?utalila au utaliacha?
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She is the talk of the society I live in. Among men for she is beautiful, very beautiful and I am not that handsome (Ok I am lying. You can call me dark but not handsome!), and among wives...
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Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa amebebwa kinguvu kupelekwa milembe baada kuonekana ni kichaa,sasa jamaa akawa anajaribu kujitetea: Jamaa: jaman naomba muelewe kuwa mimi sio kichaa kwani...
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Chungwa linauzwa sh.100 na Embe linauzwa sh.200.Nimenunua chungwa kwa sh.100.Mkononi mwangu nina chungwa lenye thamani ya sh.100,muuzaji nimemkabidhi sh.100 yangu.Nikimpa chungwa,atakuwa na sh.100...
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Hivi ikitokea umebanwa na kujamba halafu mbele ya watu wa heshima utafanyaje?
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Hello everyone !!! I'm newbie on forum so I hope I will make more friends here, I am webdesigner, my site's funny sms - Funny SMS Text - Messages, Love, Birthday, Lovely, SMS Jokes in Hindi &...
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