The Pastor entered his donkeyin a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with thedonkey that he entered it in the raceagain and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with thiskind of publicity that he ordered thePastor not to enter the donkey inanother race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishopso he ordered the Pastor to get ridof the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nunin a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she wouldhave to get rid of the donkey so shesold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plainswhere it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . beingconcerned about public opinioncan bring you much grief andmisery. .Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and livelonger! Have a nice day!