The Pastor's Ass

kwamwewe

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Jul 15, 2010
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The Pastor entered his donkey
in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the
donkey that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this
kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in
another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop
so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun
in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:


NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:


NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. .
Even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
and live
longer!

Have a nice day!

 

Architect E.M

JF-Expert Member
Nov 15, 2010
1,107
2,000





The Pastor entered his donkey

in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the

donkey that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.



The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this

kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in
another race.


The next day the local paper headline read:



BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.



This was too much for the Bishop

so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun

in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would

have to get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:


NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.




This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains

where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:


NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being

concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. .
Even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
and live

longer!

Have a nice day!


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,,,, u have made my day
 

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