JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Ni masaa machache tu yamebaki kabla ya singo nyingine ya Saed Kubenea na Mwanahalisi kuingia mtaani, kama kawaida singo hiyo itasheheni maneno ya kashfa kwa Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania...
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Kweli la kuvunda halina ubani. Wale warembo (bodyguards) wa Muhuni almarehm Ghadafi sa'hivi watakuwa wanasasambua. jamaa alikuwa anawawekea usiku sana.. ngoja wajilie maraha..
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Nawasilisha; kama hamuwaogopi watajeni tuone.
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Wanajanvi ninashukuru saana tena sana.Leo nifurai saana tena saana baada ya kupost hii thread ya kuwapongeza na kuwashuru saana kwani wewe uliyefungua sijui unataka nini lakini umeifungua hii...
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines...
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SONG;LUV YAH GADAFFI
ARTIST;FRADISH
PRODUCER;REBBY BEBI
STUDIO;JOCKEY4LYF PRODUCTION
ILANI;USIKOPI CHOCHOTE BILA IDHINI YANGUUUUU....
CHORUS
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ma luv2u was xo tru
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Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake radio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.
Basi alivyotoka akamuuliza: "enhe, mume wangu, vipi ulienjoy?"
mume: "ah, wajinga hawa...
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umeme. Maji. Afya vyote havieleweki na kila siku ukubwa anaruka na jopo la wasindikizaji wasiopungua kumi kwel hii ni nchi iliyo na haki kwel
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VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING
Read carefully
WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO...
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wadau huwa mimi nashindwa kuelewa utakuta mtu anaenda kutoa PESA kwenye ATM. Akishamaliza anaanza kuzihesabu. Hivi hata kama akizukuta zimepungua/ ongezeka atafanya nini wakati huo Bank inakuwa...
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Habari wana wa mapenzi, mahusiano na urafiki(mamau). Napenda kujitambulisha kwenu kama memba mpya wa haka kautamu. Nimekuwa ni mfuatiliaji mzuri sana wa jf lakini sikuwahi kujiunga na ukurasa huu...
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Washkaj flan mabest sana toka bush flan waliamua kwenda ulaya kusaka life baada ya kusikia kuna meli wanaweza kuzamia,bac issue ili kuwa hiv;
jamaa wa kwanza akasema washkaj eeh tukifika mton...
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Let's get a break!!
Just imagine uko njiani katika mishughuliko ya kujipatia rizki.
Mara unacheki kwenye side mirror unamuona huyu dogo amebeba wekundu (Elfu kumi za kitanzania) utafanyaje?
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kuna jamaa mmoja alichoshwa na matangangazo yanayobandikwa katika nyumba yake. Basi akaamua kuweka tangazo lililosomeka MARUFUKU KUBANDIKA MATANGAZO HAPA AMRI !
Kesho akakuta m2 mwngne naye...
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Mzee mmoja alikuwa aishi na mtoto wake ambaye ni mvivu sana kuandika shuleni....cku moja mzee akamnunulia madaftar mapya mwanae huyo halafu ijumaa moja baada kutoka shule akamwita ili atizame...
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A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid!"
"'Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "He's ever so clever...
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful...
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