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Doing what the Doctor advised???

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. Novatus

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    Oct 12, 2011
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    KALUTA, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check up.

    A few days later, the doctor saw Kaluta walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Kaluta and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

    Kaluta replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

    The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'