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Eti Mwanamke sura makalio hata kwa mchina yapo....lol!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Saint Ivuga, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    huu msemo mimi umeniacha hoi bin taaban ..duh! speechless...................
     
  2. Viol

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    hahahaha huo msemo wa ukweli mkuu
     
  3. Gaijin

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    Mwanamke hulka
     
  4. TANMO

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    duh, ila kuna kaukweli..!
     
  5. The Boss

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    kuna msemo nimeusikia juzi..
    eti 'kila kubwa ina kubwa yake' lol...

    natamani nijue hilo fumbo ni nini??lol
     
  6. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hii labda wadada ndio wanaweza kukupa maana yake aisee
     
  7. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani hata kama lako unaliona kubwa basi kuna mtu kakuzidiiiiiii! lolz .....(just guessing)
     
  8. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    sio ukijifanya BOSS tutaenda kwa BOSS wako????? lol
     
  9. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    Ukijiona mzuri, jua kuna mzuri kupita wewe. Na kama wewe unajifanya mjanja kuna wajanja zaidi yako..... ha ha ha
     
  10. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Mwanamke risepsheni bana
     
  11. Husninyo

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    Sasa tusio na vyote inakuwaje?
     
  12. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Utakuwa msukule wewe yaani hauna vyote....lol
     
  13. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    aminata anavyo vyote ..muombe kimoja ..sema yeye sio mchina
     
  14. Kongosho

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    Hazija pita hata wiki mbili huu msemo ulinigharimu sana.

    Kibaruani walikuwa wanapiga story wanaongelea makalio, mie nae bila kufikiri nikadakia ' mwanamke sura makalio kwa mchina' sikuwaza zliyekuwa anaongea ana makalio makubwa afu sura ya kufunika na mto kwanza ndo umalize.

    Nilikuwa kama nimemkalisha kwenye tuthipick, alilalama yule dada kwa saa nzima. Mie nikakaa kimya kama nimekata kauli, kuanzia siku hiyo siutaki tena huu msemo.
     
  15. MwafrikaHalisi

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    Napita!28-58 over
     
  16. Angel Nylon

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    Mh! Ila shape nayo muhimu. Sura japo iwe ya kiasi tu, isiwe km hiyo ya kufunika mto ndo umalize.
     
  17. Washawasha

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    ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa makalio kalia kichwa. Nalog off
     
  18. Saint Ivuga

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    ahhahha..offcourse hapo lazima umaindiwe
     
  19. pinkmousse

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    ukikaa kwenye gari sura inaonekana kwanza, mpaka makalio yatafutwe saa ngapi!
     
  20. zumbemkuu

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    hahahahaha! wengine wanasema ''mwanamke ziwa, kalio hata baba yako analo'', mmmh!
     
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