Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 4, 2009
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Due to increasing products liability litigation,
liquour manufacturers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be
placed immediately on all containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a
major factor in dancing like an
retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite
sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your
ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower
back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time
may seem to literally
disappear.
liquour manufacturers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be
placed immediately on all containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a
major factor in dancing like an
retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite
sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your
ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower
back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time
may seem to literally
disappear.