Haircut

[e2themiza]

Haircut

A guy stuck his head into a
barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around
the shop full of customers
and said, "About
2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same
guy stuck his head in the
door and asked,
"How long before I can get
a haircut? " The barber looked around
at the shop and said,
"About 3 hours." The
guy left. A week later the same guy
stuck his head in the shop
and asked, "How
long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looked around
the shop and said, "About
an hour only." The
guy left. The barber turned to a
friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do
me a favour.
Follow that guy and see
where he goes. He keeps
asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but then he doesn't ever
come back". A little while later, Bill
returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So
where does that guy go
when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his
eyes and said, "To your wife"lol

 

[Donnie Charlie]

ohh no!!

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

What!! Oh no!...

 

[Washawasha]

lets tok abaut seksi. Nalog off

 

[Ulimakafu]

Sawa bana

 

[Terrire]

Nyambafu! Ingekuwa ni mimi nikimshika nam-Cameron

 

[Mwana Mnyonge]

Daaaa hii ni noma

 

[egbert44]

Busy noma kwa wives,huwa hawataki kusikia neno busy!poa na mm nikitoka mzigoni na socialize kwanza then hm

 

[kisesa]

nimecheeka kweli hi safi

 

[the grate]

duuu hi kali

 

[pililani]

oh oh oh oh ohhhhh

 

[dejoka]

duuh hi kali

 

[Jaguar]

Anatakiwa ajenge subira,jamaa akija another day,akiuliza,'how long before i can have a haircut?amjibu,'3hrs!'.Akiondoka,mpe mtu mwingine deiwaka,then nenda kwa mzee yeyote kaazime silaha mbalimbali za kijadi halafu waweza elekea maskani kwako kumsabahi mkeo.

 

[Ndibalema]

Ahahahah!

 

[mkale]

Jamaa ana akili, vibaya!

 

[Erickb52]

Teh huyo jamaa nimemkubali