A bit funny but with full of truth.
A Poem For Those Over 50Submitted by: scrap-happy-mom
Author: Author Unknown
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was...
nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
bado hajatoa album..."
******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
unasema panda...
Wachezaji hao ni godfrey taita na nurdin baakari
hope mnaweza jua sasa matokeo mabaya yanatokana na nini??kocha julio amewafumania wachezaji wawili wa kilimanjaro wakiwa na mwanamke ndani...
Salaam JF.
Hili likoje members...
Nmepita ofisi nyingi za kudai haki nmewakuta watu wazima ambao walikua watumishi katika sectors mbali mbali....nkijiuliza walipo kua wakiwajibika ndio waliokua...
I was on my day dream when I heard David Cameron praying to God for some answers.
Cameron: Oh, God, is homosexual against your design of human nature ?
God : Yes my son, Cameron...
Doctor : What happened to your arm?
Oludhe : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
Oludhe : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor balcony of...
Yaani tangu laptop yangu izingue napata wakati mgumu sana kuingia JF, raha sina, amani imetoweka, apetite imeshuka, tabasamu limepotea, uchovu mwingi, yaani hapa taabu tupu. Hivi JF nimeikosea...
jamani nimetoka kuangalia INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY kuna jamaa mmoja alisema yeye ni polisi na amepoteza funguo zake so anahitaji watoto wa eneo hilo wakamsaidie kuzitafuta....! kumbe alikua anataka...
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered...
Mji umechafuka, Polisi wa magamba wanapiga mabomu ya machozi, magari ya maji ya kuwasha yanaranda maeneo yote ya railway na hapa polisi station.Watu wamechoka, fujo fujo. Sipo eneo la tukio lakini...
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I...
Mi binafsi sifurahi kabisa ninapomuona mwanamke anakunywa pombe au kuvuta sigara, mwanamke wa namna hiyo nitamshusha thamani mpaka zero. Nashukuru hapa TZ sio wengi sana, kama wapo wanaovuta...
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad
news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use...
nilikua nakaa na mdogo wangu chumba ki1,nilivooa ikabidi dogo aondoke,sasa huyo dogo akajakunitembelea siku moja nikiwa na wife.tukiwa tumekaa pale chumbani ,wife,mimi na dogo,nikawa nataka...