Kabla ya kupanda kilimani kwa ajili ya sala,yesu aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja kisha wapande nalo mpaka juu kilimani.Mitume walibeba mawe ya ukubwa mbali mbali isipokuwa Yuda.Yuda...
How true is this give it some percent?and there this other one the road to hell is lined up with good intentions,kindly comment and take note that the second proverb doesnt become a reality in...
What Is a Hacker?
The Jargon File contains a bunch of definitions of the term ‘hacker’, most having to do with technical adeptness and a delight in solving problems...
"Paw my Pal (kwa kulazimisha...lol) and my best Mod"
Naamini kua kazi za Mods ni kubwa na nyingi pia
Zipo in varieties kila kipengele na Ugumu wake
thou hatuwezi tambua for sie kama Members...
kutoka ubachela kwenda kuoa ni maisha mawili tofauti(life style) ....ume experience vitu gani katika hiki kipindi? Mfano labda ulikuwa mtu wa kujichanganya kiaina ...je, ushawahi kufanya jambo...
Kulitangazwa shindano la tembo.kwanza umfanye tembo aliyefundishwa avibrate wakaja mabaunsa na nguvu zao tingisha tembo tembo kauchuna kila alejaribu alishindwa. kikatokea kijamaa kimoja kimekonda...
A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says...
'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me...
Wadau jirani yangu anapaka zaid ya mmoja na wanapenda tembea sana juu ya bati wakat wa usiku kutokana mfumo wa mabati yetu ulivyo Naomba msaada wa tech ya kisasa au local one nifanye nini...
Jamani haya sijuwi ni malezi gani......mama m1 ambaye hajaolewa anaishi na katoto kake ka kike umri wa miaka 6,cku 1 akaleta limsela ndani,usku kukurukakara zikaanza,kumbe jamaa alikuwa na d.ick...
Kijana kwa jina anaitwa Juma, mwenyeji wa pwani, alianza kufanya biashara ya mazao aina ya Viazi ili awe anasambaza kwa wauza chips wa maeneo ya Dar. Akafunga safari kwenda Mbea ambako vinastawi...
wewe bora mwanamuziki mm mwanamuziki bora
chati ze2 hazifafanan kama kimeta na ebora
long time kitambo utaniekeza nn wakat huo weng wenu hata hamjakuja mjin.................. prof j
2endelee bs...
Jamaa alikuwa na msitu nywele anaelekea kwa kinyozi. Njiani aliona mtoto wa mitaani ana nywele nyingi kuliko yake. Akamuita na kumwuliza:
Dogo unataka kunyoa nywele? Dogo akajibu ndio lakini...
We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!
For example, I can prove 1=2.
Let x = y
Then 2x - 2y = x - y
Bracket the expression to get
(2x - 2y) = (x - y)...
Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2...
Watanzania tumetoka mbali sana ninakumbuka mzaz alikuwa akitaka kwenda kununua nguo zangu au viatu vyangu vipya vya sikukuu. Basi atachukuwa tepu na kunipima hata kama hakusomea ufundi wa kushona...
Ni taarifa tu wakuu kujuzana yanayojiri bongoland sio mbaya hususan kwa wapenzi wa burudani ! leo jion MLIMANI CITY club e' atakuako FALLY IPUPA! Kwa wale members woote wa club e' shangweeee!!!!
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