Leo kwenye mazishi ya mke wa mwenyekiti wa UVCCM wilaya ya Arusha mjini God Mwalusamba, kijana Waziri Mbeyu dereva wa familia ya rais kikwete, ametoa salam za rambirambi kwa niaba ya Rais na...
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old...
Tangu juzi wa2 wangu wa karibu wanadai tigo customer kea wamechange namba hebu mdau piga hii ili kuwapata, *101*0719698698*1000# ahsanteni.UNAWEZA KUPIGA HATA MARA 5 HIVI!
Katika vitu Nyerere aliweka misingi ya maadili kwa raia wa nchii ilikuwa ni kuogopa vitu vya serikali!!Mfano ilikuwa ukikutwa na vitu hivi gereza utakalopelekwa utajuta mwenyewe kwa nini ulivigusa...
Mkuu wa kaya alienda kutembelea shule moja ya msingi,akaanza kujadili mada tofauti na wanafunzi kuhusu elimu,na mambo yanayozunguka jamii huku television zikimwonyesha na redio zikisikika...
Baada ya kuwa masomoni nje na mkoa wangu wa kigoma sasa nimerudi nyumbani.
Jana nilikuwa KIBONDO nimepata wasaa mzuri wa kukutana na jf member wa pale na jioni tulikuwa maeneo ya kumwelulo kuna...
Imekaa kijoke joke, but imetokea kiukwelia kwelia
Konda: Posta mia tatu, mia tatu. Fasta mamdogo fanya twende.
Jamaa: Konda, Konda mi m nna Mia.
Konda: Iyo Mia yako nenda kanunue Parachichi...
najua wachache tunaweza kua ni wahusika.... ila jamani hivi ni lini tutaamka kwenye mpira hapa nchini..? mbona tunatia aibu hivi hapa kwetu...! aaaagh..!
True Friends: Men or Women
Women:
A wife was not at home for the whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her
girlfriend's apartment overnight. So, the...
Nipo hapa maeneo ya bakule club najaribu kuwaza na kuwazua. nlikuja kula mdudu pande hizi lakini naona pamepoa sana. napenda kukaa sehemu yenye makelele na fujofujo. napendaa kukaa sehemu iliyo...
A wife hits her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with the name JENNY on it.
Husband: I played a race last week and JENNY was the name of my...
Habari yako mkuu. naomba kujua. je wewe cheo chako ni kipi?; DDO: daily drinkers officer(mnywaji wa kila siku),WDO: weekly drinkers officer(mnywaji wa mala moja kwa wiki), MDO; monthly drinkers...