Sikia Hii.................
Nimeshawishika kuamini kwamba si kila watoa misaada wana nia njema, mintaarafu wengi wao hususan wafanyabiashara hii huwa ni fursa pia kwao kujitangaza, hivi ndivyo...
Ebu ipotezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sio lazima ucheke kila siku,ebo!Nimekwambia uondoke,mbona unaendelea kutoa mimacho hapa?
ARAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akiwa shoga maarufu na aliekubuhu, kwake kuchukua waume wa wenyewe ilikua kama kumsukuma cha-pombe. (mlevi).
Miongoni mwa waume wa watu aliokua akitimbwirika nao ni pamoja na mme wa Mama Jeni...
Wale wenye anyota za kuku huu ndo mwaka wao wa bahati kwani itakuwa rahisi kwao kuishi bila presha kwani watakuwa wepesi kusahau vituko vya serekali mwaka huu.
Wenye nyota za panya wawe...
Mkurya kaumwa homa,akaenda hospitali ili apimwe malari. Laboratorian akachukua kijisindano chenye ncha kali ili amtoboe kidoleni apate sampo ya damu. Mkurya kuona kisindano kidogo na jamaa...
Baada ya kufika nyumbani nikitokea safari niliamua kumwandikia msg dada aliyenihudumiachakula kwenye kantini ya chuo kikuu fulani hapa tz. Msg yangu ilisomeka hivi
" Dada ninapenda...
Nyoka na mama yake
Siku moja nyoka mmoja akiwa na familia yake wakipaata msosi,motto wa nyoka akaanza kumuuliza mama yake
Motto:eti mama,ni kweli tuna sumu kama watu wanavyosemaga?
Mama:ndio...
ZUZU wa Kinaijeria aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake. Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
ZUZU: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI!
Mama: Mwanangu, ninakusihi, ninakusihi, ninakusihi...
>>>>a.k.a>>>>
Nguruwe>>kitimoto>>mbuzi katoliki>>mdudu>>mkuu wa meza
malaya>>changudoa>>kahaba>>shangingi
mtanashati>>sharobalo>>nyangema>>brazameni>tozi>mtoto wa...
Hivi ndugu mnaukumbuka ule mkasa uliotokea kenya kama miaka miwili iliyopita? Watu zaidi ya kumi walipata upofu wengi kufariki baada ya kunywa changa'a iliyoongezwa chemical.
Sasa jana nilikutana...
A man called his mom fro USA.
Man: Mom i have IADS.
Mother: Don't come back home my son.
Man: why mom?
Mother: if you come back home, then your wife will be infected, from your wife to your...
Nyoka na mama yake
Siku moja nyoka mmoja akiwa na familia yake wakipaata msosi,motto wa nyoka akaanza kumuuliza mama yake
Motto:eti mama,ni kweli tuna sumu kama watu wanavyosemaga?
Mama:ndio...
Mmakonde>>atakulisha panya ukadhani kuku wa kienyeji
Mchaga>>atakuuwa ili arithi mali
Mmasai>>ukitoka tu mwenzako anachomeka mkuki nje anaingia ndani kupiga mzigo
Mfipa>>atakuwekea limbwata uwe...
A conversation btn a gal & a boy from different country;
gal:hi!,i like u.
Boy:wow!,u like me!,realy?
Gal:yeah!
Boy:so where r u from?,my no.2355667861
gal:from east africa,myn is...
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