JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna mama mmoja pale manzese tiptop,huyu ni mnyakyusa,umaarufu anaitwa mama kupilika. Alikuwa na grocery,na kazi yake kubwa ni kuuza vibinti toka mikoani,hasa hasa mtwara masasi na iringa. Yeye...
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Jamaa mmoja aliwatembelea wakwe zake, mkoa fulani ambao unasifika kuwa na simba wengi. Ilipofika wakati wa kwenda kulala wakwe zake walimtahadharisha kuwa asitoke usiku kuna simba, wakaagana na...
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Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same color 4 hubby her husband. HUBBY:Why Same Color? People will think I never change underwear.. WIFE:Which people who see your underwear than me?
TOTAL SILENCE...
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teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
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Kazini aliajiriwa mrembo mpya.jamaa wawili wakawa wanashindana ni nani
atampata mrembo kwanza.
Baada ya siku chache mmoja akasema amesha mpata.
siku mbili baadaye jamaa wa pili akasema na yeye...
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There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"...
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Picha ya invisible akiwa amejificha kwenye chumba chenye mkaa halafu ni giza inahitajika haraka zawadi nono itatolewa kwa atakayetia fora
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sili,silali,sinywi sbb ya mapenzi nilio nayo juu ya memba humu ndani. Eti jaman nifanye nn nimsahau sbb ushauri wa padri haujafaa kabs. Sijui padri wa wap yule
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1-Kariakoo jirani na mzunguko wa magari (round about):wanapatikana wauzaji wa dvd za ngono za kila aina,muuzaji mmoja alinidokeza kuwa kijiwe hicho kinafahamika pia kwa viongozi wa serikali.Wao...
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Nimeu miss sana huu wimbo, naomba ambaye anao auupload, nadhani ni wimbo unaofaa sana katika kipindi hiki.
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British Man and the Sheikh
A British man came to Sheikh
and asked: Why is it not
permissible in Islam for
women to shake hands with a
man?
The Sheikh said: Can you
shake hands with Queen...
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haya wale wapenzi wa series ya 24 ipo ITV imeanza kuonyeshwa now
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Mzee kamtuma mtoto wake aende akamnunulie VIAGRA mtoto kufika phamacy akaambiwa mwambie mzee anywe vidonge viwili nusu saa kabla ya tendo la ndoa. Mtoto kacheza njiani akasahau maagizo akaenda...
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it...
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am...
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Huyu jirani yangu msomi mwenye PhD tunaishi naye nyumba ya kupanga. Ni mkorofi sana, anatumia air condition, lakini likija swala la kulipia luku hataki kabisa kuchangia.
yeye ni mtu wa mkoa wa...
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Ilikuwa majira ya saa 5 usiku. Mi niko kwa miguu kando kando ya barabara ambayo ina kichaka upande wa kulia. Nikasikia purukushani ikitokea kichakana kwa muda mrefu,nikabana pembeni nishuhudie...
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huu ni mjadala unaoendelea bbc , tupia maoni hapa
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kulitokea ubishi kati na mrusi mtz na mchina ..wote walikuwa wanabishana ni nani mwenye technology nzuri
Mrusi:Kuna mtoto alikatika mguu tukauunganisha sasa hivi huyo kijana ni mwana athletic...
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