Polisi wa kike za kizanzibari

[Yo Yo]

aiseeee....huyu sijui kamiksi na babu zake wahabeshi au kapitisha kale ka asha baraka usoni....

 

[Preta]

(polisi wa kike za kizanzibari).....Yo Yo....ulikusudia kusema nini.....?

 

[Smile]

Yo yo bwana
kwani mwanamke akiteleza ni lazima carolight?

 

[OTIS]

Katoto safi kabisa.
Kesho naenda zenji lazima nikatafute.
OTIS

 

[PakaJimmy]

Kazi za Makamu wa rais ni nyepesi sana..Uzinduzi, ufunguzi wa makongamano, warsha, symposium, workshop na semina!
Huyo dada polisi Maashallah!

 

[Geka]

Nadhani kazidisha kale ka asha baraka, joto linamuumiza

 

[Mtumishi Wetu]

aiseeee....huyu sijui kamiksi na babu zake wahabeshi au kapitisha kale ka asha baraka usoni....

Mzee wangu aangalie asikate vidole kwa shake shake, ni hatari Polisi Zanzibari!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Washawasha]

wallah mtoto amshinda mamaye huyo.Nalog off

 

[Yo Yo]

Kazi za Makamu wa rais ni nyepesi sana..Uzinduzi, ufunguzi wa makongamano, warsha, symposium, workshop na semina!
Huyo dada polisi Maashallah!

terhe tehe hiyo kitu niliona sana.....kile cheo kimekaa kisiasa siasa...

 

[Kongosho]

Kwingine kooote, ila macho yake, dah!
Asingetengeneza tu wanja wa sina bwana

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mrs. Officer, I'm guilty as charged.

 

[TIQO]

Huo uso kazidisha mapowoda

 

[Yo Yo]

Yo yo bwana
kwani mwanamke akiteleza ni lazima carolight?

huyu sina hakka....naangalia hata pua yake ni zile za habeshi..may be atakuwa nachuro may be.....ila mhh naona nyusi kazifanyaje sijui....

 

[Yo Yo]

(polisi wa kike za kizanzibari).....Yo Yo....ulikusudia kusema nini.....?

corrected..

 

[Bumpkin Billionare]

Malaria Suguuuuuu! Njoo uone mfumo kristo huku. Eti polisi wa Zanzibar hajavaa hijab, si kuudhalilisha uislamu jamani?!

Ila tukiacha utani, mtoto ana macho matamu nyee, mweh! Nitakwenda Z'bar nikishauza maboga yangu nikammendee pale forodhani.

 

[Kongosho]

Unamwomba na pingu
Unajifunga mwenyewe
Unatangulia kituoni

Kwa hayo macho, am a murderer

Mrs. Officer, I'm guilty as charged.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

mapowder

 

[EJM_]

aiseeee....huyu sijui kamiksi na babu zake wahabeshi au kapitisha kale ka asha baraka usoni....

Kawaida ukiona kigu kizuri sana au kibaya sana cha kutisha unapatwa na mshangao mkubwa wazungu wanasema THUNDERBOLT, sasa ukiwa katika hali hiyo maji utaita mai.........ndo kilichomtokea YO YO

 

[NusuMutu]

kaaaz kwelkwel! Kamand wa kizanziberi huyo .

 

[tz1]

Nadhani kazidisha kale ka asha baraka, joto linamuumiza

Tuongee ukweli,mnajuaje kajikoboa wakati mikono na miguu haionekani?
Mimi naona kama kazidisha poda na pia nikarembo flani maana tunamazoea ya
kifikiria polisi lazima awe na sura ya kutisha kama wasira.