Ndg zangu wanajamvi sijachangia lolote humu jamvini tangu mwaka huu uanze. Bann yangu imeisha na sasa mwenye wivu ajinyonge WA KUSOMA nimerudi jamvini.
Mmasai m1 alihudhuria msibani, ulipofika...
1. Curiosity killed a cat and saved a rat
2. Road to succes is alwayz under construction
3.Dont trust a young doctor nor an old barber
4.Time is the best teacher but unfortunately it kills all...
wakuu nipo Fairway pub,huwa nakuja mara kadhaa hapa.kwa wakongwe kidogo wenzangu watakubali huyu Dj hufanya tusahau dunia ya sasa! Hongera kwake kwa mpangilio bora wa Muziki hasa Zilipendwa!
umezuka wimbi jipya la uhalifu. Unakuta mfuko wa nylon (maarufu kama mifuko ya condom, rambo, plastic) barabarani . Ukiukanyaga tu lazima utapata puncher maana ndani yake kuna kibao...
Wana JF, nina kila sababu kusema najisikia huru na faraja kila niniingiapo humu jamvini. Hii ni kutokana na jinsi ambavyo The Great Thinkers tunavyojadili hoja zinazokuwa posted humu bila kujali...
So sad
mgonjwa mmoja alikuwa mahututi baada ya ndug kumepeleka kwa waganga 'na mahospital kibao bila msaada aliamini msada unatoka kwa mungu na kuomba wana maombi waje kumwombea ..
Walipofika kama...
Petrol bei juu!
"Umeme hali kadhalika"
Kodi za nyumba balaa,
Mchele na Nyama usiseme!
Makanisani sadaka juu wanataka noti sio sarafu!
Mahari nazo hatari, School fees utadhani unanunua shule...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older.
"Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine...
Mhaya mmoja aliingia baa na kukuta imejaa full isipokuwa kiti cha meza moja iliyokuwa na mteja mmoja. Jamaa akaikaribia na kumsalimia ''mywaji'' mwenzie na kumuomba kama anaweza kumjoin...
Jamaa kajitoma mskitini ghafla, huku majasho yanamtoka!
Mkononi kashika panga kali, Akauliza,"nani muislamu hapa," watu kimya. Karudia tena kimya "nani muislam hapa".
Ghafla kamnyakuwa jamaa...
Kijana wa kazi katika parokia fulani akiwa amepewa nyumba ya kuishi yeye na mkewe,kazi kubwa kusimamia mradi wa kuku wa kanisa. Akawa anaiba kila siku kuku. Watu wakamtonya padri. Akaweka mtege...
Ndo itakuwa signature yangu kuanzia sasa mpaka hapo nitakapopata nyingine.Nimekaa chini nikaiwaza sana, ukiiangalia kwa macho ya pikipiki hautaielewa lakini imebeba ujumbe mkubwa sana! Lovely...
Binti mmoja alichumbiwa na
mwanajeshi mmoja. Wote
wawili walikuwa
wanapendana sana. Siku
moja yule binti alitaka
kumpima mchumba wake aone anampenda kwa
kiwango gani. Binti
akamwandikia...
Mchawi mmoja alikuwa akiwatesa raia wa kijiji kimoja huko sumbawanga.Walijaribu kila jinsi kumuua lakini ilishindikana kwani alikwepa mitego yote.>>>>> Siku moja raia walimvizia akiwa shambani...
Padre mmoja alipoteza jogoo wake, akaona aulize kanisani baada ya ibada kama kuna muumin kamuona jogoo wake, basi padre akuliza jaman kuna mtu ana jogoo wanaume wote wakasimama, padre akasema...
kama wewe ni binadamu uliyekamilika basi huna budi kukubali majaliwa lakini basi kuna baadhi ya watu ndani ya ardhi ya hii nchi tz eti wanadiriki kujutia kwa nini wapo hapa leo je walitaka wawe...
basi kutoka pande za morogoro maeneo ya kihonda asikwambie m2 kuna mwana mmoja ni mbishi ile mbaya,sasa day moja c ndo akaamka mapema sana afu akawasha moto nini afanye mpango wa menyu sasa...
Teja mmoja alikuwa
anasinzia darasani kwenye
kipindi cha dini, Mwalimu
akamuuliza swali "ni nabii
gani alikuwa na uwezo wa
kuongea na wanyama?" Teja akajibu ni"NABII
TARZANI"
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.