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# Who said engineers don't seduce, read this

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAHENDEKA, Jan 22, 2012.

1. ### MAHENDEKAJF-Expert Member

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Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart were a null set, but when a vector of a particular Magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
Sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would
Be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

You make my heart pump like a Turbo diesel engine

2. ### KabakabanaJF-Expert Member

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Macho yananiuma

3. ### Wa kusomaJF-Expert Member

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Si ukubari tu umepotezwa na lugha mama?

4. ### doctorzJF-Expert Member

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KK hiyo heavy huiwezi.

5. ### KabakabanaJF-Expert Member

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huko kukubari ndo nini?

6. ### KabakabanaJF-Expert Member

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wala hujakosea

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### kizazi kipyaJF-Expert Member

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ahaaa combination zenu za h....

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### churayangMember

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9. ### King Kong IIIJF-Expert Member

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very simultenously

10. ### MyakubangaJF-Expert Member

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Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

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### EmagloSenior Member

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so it mean people stated to seduce according to their occupation and lg they use .it was so fan

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### ChupakuJF-Expert Member

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Duuuuh, labda kama engineer mwenziye ama la anapigwa kibuti fasta.

13. ### NgalikihinjaJF-Expert Member

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Hamna kibuti hapo, maana any action (including kibuti) has equal and oposite reaction..

14. ### rifwimaJF-Expert Member

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wacha!!!!!!!

15. ### Eng. SmasherJF-Expert Member

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