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Shekhe
mmoja wa makamu na heshima zake alikuwa
anatembea njiani siku moja... Mara akamuona mtoto
wa kama miaka 5 akijaribu sana kubonyeza kengere ya
nje ya mlangoni wa nyumba fulani bila mafanikio
kutokana na ufupi wake na kengele kuwa juu sana...
Basi Shekhe baada ya kumuangalia sana kwa hekima
yule dogo akiangaika bila mafanikio ndipo akaamua
kwenda karibu kumsaidia kwa huruma...
Akasogea kwa ustaarabu mpaka nyuma ya dogo,
akainama na kumuomba amsaidie kubonyeza ile
kengele ya mlangoni... Dogo kwa furaha zote akakubali
tena kwa tabasamu kubwa.. Baada ya yule Shekhe
kumsaidia kubonyeza ile kengele mara 2 ndipo
akamuuliza dogo kama kuna kingine...
Yule dogo kwa tabasamu kubwa akamjibu huku
akianza toka nduki...
"Hakuna kingine zaidi ya kukimbia tukajifiche kabla
mwenyewe hajatoka...."
 
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Mitoto ya uswahilini bwana, ndo tabia zao hzo,
 
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Hapo kwanza ningezimia kwa hasira.
 
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inabidi usubiri wenyewe wakitoka unawauliza kama wamemwona mbuzi wako kwao.....
 
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lol. haya bana we ni mkari eti eh
 
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inabidi usubiri wenyewe wakitoka unawauliza kama wamemwona mbuzi wako kwao.....
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just imagine ni maeneo ya posta. Hakuna mbuzi kule.
 
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Duh, hii kali.
 
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Dogo ananikumbusha miaka ya 1994 wakati nipo shule ya msingi. Zilikua ndio zetu hizo na marafiki zangu. Tukitoka shule tunapita kila nyumba yenye kengele. Tunagonga kengele halafu wenyewe wakija tunakimbia.
 
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shekhe alijutaa kwa msaada alioutoa.....
 
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Haahhahahahhhahhahaaaaaa!
Dah! nimecheka kwa kweli.
 
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Nimecheka hata kabla cjamaliza kuisoma ! Toto kama hili ovyoo kabsa.
 
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Wenyewe wakifungua unawaambia tafadhalini jamani, tummbo limenivuruga naomba mnisaidie mahala pa kwenda msala. Ukiona hiyo soo, omba maji ya Kunywa.
 
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Itabidi siku nyingine asimsaidie mtu kabla ya kumuuliza anafanya hivyo kwa 7bu gani. Otherwise imenifurahisha sana
 
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Hujakosea watoto wa uswahilini hawachelewi kukuletea balaa, wanamizinguo kinoma
 
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mtoto kasababisha balaa kwa ustaadh
 

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