JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
MUHINDI,MPARE NA MCHAGA
walienda kutoa msaada kwa
masikini lakini walitoa misaada
hiyo kwa masharti haya:
MUHINDI:nachora duara kisha
... narusha hela juu,zitakazo
dondokea kwenye duara za...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akivuta bange tena ya tabora,chini ya Mti wa mwembe....alipo maliza kuvuta akalala chali lakini pemben yake kulikuwa na bustan ya Matikiti ...jamaa akaanza kumlaumu Mungu...Dah...
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Nilikuwa naangalia kipindi cha hawa jamaa, nimemwona VENGU akiigiza vipi jamani najua JF ipo kila kona huyu jamaa alishapona au ile wameweka aliyocheza zamani?
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Nilikuwa nishang'oa mzigo ki- JF JF, ila ban nayo ikaja wakati usio muafaka, nikajikuta nakosa mwana na maji ya moto.
Just show up once mpenzi, halafu nitakuruhusu uende tena, forever!
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Alikuja na watu wanane kwenye kanisa la Baptist ulipopelekwa mwil wa Whitney lakini familia ya Whitney ikamkatalia,hata alipotaka kukaa na mwanae Bob Christa familia pia ilikataa.Akaishia...
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Naangalia mazishi ya Whitney Huston..kuna mmoja wa bodyguard wake kapewa nafasi ya kuongea msibani.Hivi sisi waswahili huwa tunawapa watu kama hawa nafasi ya kuzungumza msiba unapotokea.Kwa mfano...
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Katika mazingira yanayoashiria fikra za maisha, wakati mwingine ni kishekesho na uhalisia.Wengi wa wadada wa Tz wamejipanga katika maisha ya kuchuna.sisemi wewe unayesoma thred .Msamiati...
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Dereve mmoja kwa jina MIKE alikuwa anampeleka boss wake Airport. Njiani Boss alikumbuka kuwa amesahau document muhimu sana hivyo alimwamrisha Mike amrejeshe haraka nyumbani aifuate hiyo...
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1) Did you know 11% of people are lefthanded
2) Did you know August has the highestpercentage of births
3) Did you know unless food is mixedwith saliva you can't taste it
4) Did you...
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Kuna mwanachama anajiita 'Halisi' na nimeona yeye ana hadhi ya 'VIP'.
Ni wangapi wenye hii hadhi na inapatikanaje?
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viroba noma kuna mtu kalala chini ya geti langu hapa Nyumbani kwangu najua hivi viroba tu au gongo
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msinitanie na sio mzaha kaka yangu kamfumania mkewe wake kapigwa picha analiwa denda na mume wa mtu amekuja kwangu kupata ushauri na mimi tupo sawa kiumri nitamsadiaje
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mimi na lala lakini kaka yangu kafumaniwa live ana kiss na mume wamtu naomba ushauri wenu na picha anazo kama ushahidi na hata usiku akilala anamtaja jila lake zaid ya mara tatu
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jf kwa vituko, baada ya Masaburi kuvuma vilivyo, sasa wameanza kumhusisha Mwanaasha K na ukilaza....aaah ebu toa umwanaasha wako hapa...
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Bibi kizee kaenda kwa daktari wa moyo,mazungumzo yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo.
Daktari:bibi vipimo vinaonesha moyo wako ni mkubwa kweli halafu una tundu katikati
Bibi:we mtoto we usije ukawa...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...
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Najua mko bizy leo mki nurse hangi ya valentine, me nipo kwenye matanga hapa kwa whitney Houston, watu wanalia sana, tupo na akina 50cents, Akon, Lil wayne, Bow wow barazani, namuona Jay Z huyo...
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______i don't have brains.> {Fill in the blank by 'YES' or 'NO'}.
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Nimekuwa nawaza sana mpaka kuna wakati naogopa, hivi ingekuwaje kama ningekuwa mwanamke?
Kila nikipita napigiwa miluzi na ksiiiiiii.............
Kila mwezi nakuwa na wasiwasi wa lini itatokea...
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Palitokea mkutano wa madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi 3, UCHINA, UJERUMANI na TANZANIA wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofikiwa katika nchi zao.
MCHINA akaanza...,kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono...
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