Kweli hata kama mzuka umepanda,ndio mtu unafikia hatua ya kujidhalilisha namna hii??
Ivi watoto wetu wanajifunza nini kupitia sisi??
Ivi tusipojiheshimu nani atatuheshimu??
Embu tubadilike...
Watu wanasema wachina wanatengeneza vitu feki, naomba jaribuni kujipiga risasi na bunduki ya mchina ili majibu yapatikane kama ni feki au la, pliz mnitumie majibu ya zoezi hili, Onyo dont try this...
ADVERTISEMENT FOR A WIFE !!!
FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.
Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN...
Katika mizunguko nimeckia watu wakilaumiana na wapenzi wao kuwa kwanini umechelewa c ungewahi mapema,mwenzake nae akajibu nawe c ungechukuwa mapema, Nikaanza upelelezi nikagundua kumbe ni GEST eti...
Eti ni kweli kanisa katoliki linasaidia vituo vya watoto wa mitaani
na yatima sana kwa kuwa wanawajua wazazi wa watoto hawa. Mh, eti ni
kwa sababu wazazi wao wengi ndo viongozi wao wa misa (...
Sasa inakera sana tena sana. Wasanii 90% wa bongo flaza wanajidai hawajui lafdhi ya kiswahili vizuri na wakiimba wanaweka lafdhi sijui ndio ya kizungu au ya ki kayumba.
Mshazisikia hizo nyimbo...
Jf members,
Jana nilitoka na Trade yenye headin' "MBWA NA RANGI"
Trade ambayo bado iko kwenye upeo wa mboni zako, na kutokana na michango niliyoipata, kwenye Thrade hiyo ikanipelekea nimtafute...
Hope mlikua na siku njema ya "Wapendanao". Jamani, hivi hii imekaaje? Mpo mabinti wa tupu mmeamua kutoka na kwenda ku barizi either bar au kwenye restaurant. Mmeagiza vinywaji vyenu na mnaendelea...
Henryyyyyyy.... Ars 4 Milan 0. After Thienry henry come from the bench......thubutuuuu Arsenal have accept a HEAVY DEFEAT at san siro, 4 - 0. Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hi all!
Please read this an interesting application for employment!!!
Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the...
Wadau,
Ni imani yangu hapa Jf tuko members wa aina na wa fani tofautitofauti.
Kwa faida ya fani zenu ninawaomba sana mnitendee haki, kunijuza hili.
Hawa wanyama mf. Ng'ombe , Mbuzi ...
Huyu member kapigwa ban, sijui ni ya muda gani ila ukweli nimemmiss sana, hii ni kutokana na misimamo yake mikali pale anapoamua kutetea kile anachoamini, ki2 kinachopelekea mjadala kushiba data...
A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a
man and a woman lying in the center of the road...
W'ke wawili yaani X and Y walikufa kisha kukutana ahera,
X:alimwuliza Y mwenzangu ulikufaje?
Y:Akamjibu nilikufa nikiwa kwenye friji, na wewe mwenzangu je??
X:Nilikuwa nimetoka sokoni, narudi...
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.