Jf wadau,
Muda huu niko hom, ambapo kila Jumamosi Tv ya Citizen (Kenya) mida hii huonesha matukio ya Harusi zilizopita lastwik, Na ndiyo kutokana na niliyoyaona katika kipindi hicho, yamezaa...
Kila nikitaka kujipumzisha mchana mara nyingi simu hainipi fursa ya kufanya hivyo..je ni lipi sahihi?
niizime?
niiweke silent?
niidivert somewhere?
niactivate voice mail?
niiache ON?
Ndugu zangu hivi ukitaka kuchati online unafanya je? Nami natamani sana kuchati online, hivi vi pm vimenichosha. Mwenye maujanja ayamwage hapa tuenjoy pamoja. Wikiendi njema.
uko ofisin ndo umepokea hela kidogo,ghafla bi mdashi anakupigia kukwambia umtoe kiasi kidogo cha pesa.dakika chache baadaye unapigiwa simu na ma mkwe kukuomba hela ya kumpeleka mtoto wake wa...
1.kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size
2.kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva kisha unamwambia konda shusha
3. Kumwamsha mgonjwa ili umpe dawa ya usingizi
4.kupigiwa simu...
Kuna jamaa kaenda na
mkewe bar,akaenda
kaunta kuchukua vinywaj
kukatokea mwanamke 1
anaejiuza,akaenda mpka
... kwa yule mke wa jamaa
kamwambia;uckubal
ufanye nae kabla
hajakupa hela yko...
...............this valentine thing is almost over!
Manake mtu unaweza jikuta roho inaacha mwili hivi hivi kwa misukosuko..
Mara huyu akupigie simu usiku wa manane eti anakutaarifu kesho...
House girl alikuwa akifagia chumbani kwa mama, mara akaona condom uvunguni, akauliza mama hii nini? mama akamuangalia akamjibu kwenu ham*ombwi ? house girl akajibu tuna*ombwa lakini siyo mpaka...
Madenge akiwa mdogo sana kabebwa na mama yake wanawait daladala kituoni Mara singasinga akaja, kama kawaida ya masingasinga wamefuga ndevu mpaka zimeziba mdomo, mambo ya madende ndo yakaanza...
Mimi ni around 23-26years old, hivyo basi katika kukuwa kwangu sijawahi kutumia kilevi chochote mpaka sasa, ila katika maisha yangu niliwahi kuwa na ndoto ya kuja kuvitumia hivyo vitu, Sasa naona...
nimepata uvivu kupitia hapa km imeshawahi kutolewa ,ikiwa hivyo basi ipotezee.
Pedejee mmoja alienda na mkewe
muziki, akapita binti mzuri akamsalimia,
mkewe akamuuliza ,Yule nani?
Akajibu...
Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo
kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta
mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye
hata mwacha na atamridhisha
kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa
anagonga mlango hana miguu
wala...
Kituo cha utafiti wa matukio muhimu nchini Tz kimetangaza matokeo ya matukio yaliyojiri jana katika siku ya wapendanao duniani yaani Valentine kama ifuatavyo:-
24% YA NDOA ZILIVUNJIKA, FUMANIZI...
Eti Bahatisha,. Havijawa, havinitishi, siwazuri. Siajabu, Nifanyeni, mfanyeji. Mkalienimbali, msiba, ziara.kikucha, mkomeni nk kha hivi huwa wanafikiria nini hawa watu?
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS'
" and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error.
Not long enough."
Aman was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours...
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