Three girls in a boarding school on a hot day decide to remove their clothes because of the heat. About a half hour later, the door bell rings while they were undressed.
They ask who it is. "The...
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na kawaida ya kufanyiana mizaha na mkewe hasa mmoja wao anaporudi na kukuta mwenzie hana habari kama karudi.
Mizaha hii siku moja ilimkasirisha mama mkwe baada ya jamaa kurudi...
Ni wimbo huu.
Jamaa anaitwa Omari Dimples akishirikiana na Ali KIBA. Video yake ni nzuri sana, ina pozi tofauti miksa costume za humo sio zile za ki-Cabo Snoop, something I like, pia Kiba na...
Wanajf,nawapenda sana.
Mmekuwa zaidi ya ndugu kwangu!Hata nikiwa na hasira na stress nikiingia humu najisikia faraja sana
Kuwepo nanyi nimepata mafundisho na changamoto nyingi.
Nawashukuruni...
wadau leo nimekumbuka mbali sana, nimekumbuka sekondari ya Tambaza ya kipindi hiko ikiwa na O-level, jinsi ilivyosumbua sana hapa Dsm kwa vurugu..je unakumbuka madent wakorofi waliosumbua shuleni hapo
Wana JF ningependa sana tujikumbushe mambo yaliyokuwa yanajiri katika kambi za jeshi. Wale waliopitia jeshini, wanajeshi na wanaofahamu vituko vya jeshi watuambie.
Siku moja afande aliwakuta...
And thats it!
Kuanzia leo thread zangu zote nitakuwa napost humu, kama wanaona zinafit kwingine watazihamisha, maana jukwaa ninalopenda kupost washaona dili kufunga thread zangu.
I've made my...
Kawaida kila mtu anaasili yake ebu kila mmoja ataje pombe za asili ya kwao.... mi ninaanza kama ifutavyo
1. Ngedule
2. kangala
3. Choya
4.Dadii
5.Mbege
6.kimpumu
7.Komoni
8.Ulanzi...
Nabebwa wakati wa kwenda kuoga, maji ya kuoga yana hiriki, nabebwa baada ya kurudi kuoga, napakwa mafuta nikwa nimelela kitandani baada ya kuoga, napewa kila ninachota na sijawahi kutukanwa...
Wadau niaje? Poleni sana kwa masikitiko aliyotuletea mwanahasha binti jk, naona wadau wameguswa sana na matokeo ya madogo kwamba hawasomi, hebu tuseme ukweli wa mungu wana jamvi kila mtu enzi zake...
Nawatafuta jamaa zangu waliosoma Songea boys sec.sch miaka ya 1988-91 na wengine ambao ni Box2 family ili tukumbushane ya kale.PIA wale wote wa Highlands high sch.1992/93,JITEGEMEE HIGH...
Habari ndugu wana jf,
kweli humu ndani wanafki wengi..!!watu munadisi fb na kueleza kwamba hamuna akaunti za fb kumbe unafiki mtupu!!
Memba kibao walikuwa fb kwa mfano...
Sio mbaya nikitoa ilmu kidogo.
Watu huwa wanashindwa kutofautisha matusi na maneno ambayo kwa kizungu huiwa 'taboo words', sifahamu Kiswahili chake. Kwa kizungu, matusi huweza kufasiriwa kama...
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