Wife;My dear i can't see my periods nowadays.> Husband;It is only the two of us who are living in this house,that means you are suspecting me of stealing those periods of yours.(Jamaa alifungasha...
Baada ya ibada kuisha ikafuatia kipengele cha maombi,PADRY akasema
kama kuna muumin yeyot
ana maombi ainuke,
Mara mtoto akaenuka na
kuanza kuwaombea wazaz wke, Akaanza mtoto
nawaombea wale...
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at...
Ndani ya wiki hii kuna jamaa yangu mmoja anakaa maeneo ya MSOGA kaniambia kwamba JK alikuwa anatoa kafara/tambiko kwa kuchinja Mbuzi pale MSOGA nyumbani kwake.
my quote:
Hii wana JF mimi...
"Kila nikitaka kukuyombayomba,wewe unamrashani,sasa nimekukamata lazima nikukazimzumbwi."
Hii ilikua maneno ya katuni ya zamani sana niliiona kwenye gazeti naona la uhuru au mzalendo au...
Mh. Mtalingolo ,
Rejea jana nyakati za adhuhuri, tulikua katika sharerin' za kawaida hapa Jamvini.
Kama nilikunukuu vizuri ulisema uko Iringa, nami nikakupa pole kua muda ule nilikua...
Kwenu wana wa Jamvi.
Nimeshawishika niteremke na Thread maalumu walau kwa uchache nipate mawili matatu, kufuatia Member anaetajika kwa Jina la Jane double zero.
Huyu ni kiji- binti? Au ni...
kama ulisoma st mary's ya mama lwekatare kipindi cha mwaka 2001 kushuka chini naomba tukumbushane kipindi hiko cha kina Mr. Kidu,Mr Ang'ute na wengineo!!!!nachoka manake kila nikikuta post naona...
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years, and concluded that their ancestors already had a telephone network one...
Walipoambiwa na mwalimu wao waandike insha kuhusu sehemu mbalimbali walizowahi kuishi kila mtoto alifanya hivyo isipokuwa mtoto mmoja alikwenda mbali zaidi pale alipoandika kwamba sehemu moja...
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And...
Saa mbili usiku huu nimepokea simu ya nambari ya siri ambapo sauti ya kike ilihanikiza.Mazungumzo yetu mafupi yalikuwa hivi;
Upande wa pili: Hallow!
Mimi: Hallow!,nazungumza na nani mwenzangu...
Wadau habarini za jioni.
Moja ya malengo ya Forum hii ni kubadilishana uzoefu wa skills ama maarifa tofautitofauti, tuliyowezeshwa na mwenyezi kua nao.
Muda mfupi uliopita eneo nilipo kuna...
Namaanisha niyasemayo.
Kama tumeweza kumvumilia Mchambuzi na yale mathread yake marefu kama pasi za Liverpool, na kama imewezekana kuwavumilia FF, MaxShimba et al na udini wao karibu every post...
Nani kamzidi kete mwenzake??
Baada ya shughuli ya
kitandani,demu "gitaa lako
dogooo"
Mshkaji,"sawa lakin ckujua kama:doh:
lingeweza kutumbuiza uwanja wa
taifa"
MUHINDI,MPARE NA MCHAGA
walienda kutoa msaada kwa
masikini lakini walitoa misaada
hiyo kwa masharti haya:
MUHINDI:nachora duara kisha
... narusha hela juu,zitakazo
dondokea kwenye duara za...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akivuta bange tena ya tabora,chini ya Mti wa mwembe....alipo maliza kuvuta akalala chali lakini pemben yake kulikuwa na bustan ya Matikiti ...jamaa akaanza kumlaumu Mungu...Dah...
Nilikuwa naangalia kipindi cha hawa jamaa, nimemwona VENGU akiigiza vipi jamani najua JF ipo kila kona huyu jamaa alishapona au ile wameweka aliyocheza zamani?
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