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Mume anamuliza mkewe: ww kutwa nzima unacheki kipindi cha mapishi itv kupika kwenyewe hujui... Mke akajibu: ww mbona ucku kucha unacheck movie za x kut*mba hujui, nimewahi kukuuliza ???
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HAMISI TUMBUKA [25] Mkazi wa Kibamba, amekutwa amejinyonga kutokana na sababu za kimapenzi baada ya kukataliwa na mke wa mtu ambaye alikuwa akimpenda kupita kiasi Marehehemu huyo alikutwa...
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Babu babu babuuuuuu Babu babuuuuuu Babu huyo babuuu.... Jamani babu yenu DC hajambo? Mbona kimya?
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Mke na mume walikuwa wanatumia computer Moja. walikuwa hawajuani kumbe kila mmoja ni mwanachama wa JF na kila mmoja alikuwa anatuma threads zake ktk jukwaa la utani. Mke baada ya kutuma thread...
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Bibi Asha Rose Migiro ndio chaguo no1 la wana ccm ktk kugombea urais 2015. Kama ikitokea hivyo ccm'imepeta. Maana tangu uhuru ni midume tuu,midume yenyewe yote mijizi,bora tujitoe muhanga kwa...
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Nilikuwa napita tu hapa jamani, ila wanawake wa kenya ni noma jamani, mpaka vidume vimegoma kula makwao, swali je watakula kwa mama ntilie au kwa baba ntilie????
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Jamani waungwana hivi wa-tz tunavaa ma-t-shirts bila kujua maana za maneno yaliyoandikwa ama ni kuvaa tu bila kujua,hebu ona baadhi ya maneno ktk ma-tshirts ya vijana niliyokutana nayo :-...
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Imenikera sana tena sana, juzi nimetoka na jamaa yangu tumezoea kupanda tax eti kanitembeza kwa mguu, hlf tulipofika akaagiza soda kumuuliza baby vp leo kaanza ooh! Unajua ATM yangu ina matatizo...
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Asalam aleykum wanajamvi,naombeni mnipokee mwanajamvi mwenzenu baada ya kutoka kwenye kifungo cha wiki moja Kilichotokana na kumpa mtu za uso!! Pia naomba mdada mmoja hapa jamvini ajitokeze ile...
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Mlevi alianguka kutoka ghorofa ya 3 mpaka chini. Watu wakaja wakipanic wakamwuliza 'nini mbaya?' akajibu...'hata sijui. Mi pia nimefika saa hii' Ulevi nooooma!:lol::lol:
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Kijana Rock Francis baada ya kuhitmu masomo pale SAUT ajira kama unavyojua tena katika nchi yetu,,, hakufanikiwa kupata kazi....... Kutokana na majukum kuongezeka akiwa na MKEWE Farry Aziza...
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...naomba ijulikane wazi kuwa sifanyi kazi, sina hisa wala sina cha kunufaika kwenye kampuni yeyote ya simu ila nina uchungu na nchi yangu. Ninalazimika kuwapigia simu watu kadhaa sehemu tofauti...
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Wanaume wa kenya waunda chama na kutangaza mgomo wakutokula nchi nzima, kisa kuchezea kichapo kutoka kwa wake zao, je? hiyo itakuwa suruhu ya matatizo, au ndo wanajipalia mkaa kuongeza kipigo??
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1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwnn bank zina matawi? 2. Kwnn gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake? 3. Kama tunatakiwa tusi-drive wkt tumekunywa, kwnn bar kuna parking? 4. Kama neno abbreviation...
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1) Flash Disks ya aina ya TOSHIBA. 2gb- 9,000/- 4gb- 10,500/- 8gb- 12,500/- * With 1 Year Warranty. * Hii bei ni kwa 5pcs na zaidi. * Special for RESELLERS. 2) Memory SD Cards (for phones,etc)...
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Kuna wanaJF nilishawazoea na kuwapenda kwa michango na hamasa zao hapa JF lakini muda mrefu sijawaona. Ni hawa wafuatao: Execellent, FaizaFoxy,Sikapal na NyaniNgabu.Wako wapi? Au wamekula ban...
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Mimi social network ya kwanza kujiunga ilikuwa ni The Grid nikaipotezea nikaingia facebook nikajiunga tena na twitter alafu nikajiunga nimbus alufu ndo Jamii Forums Vipi kuhusu wewe mwanajamvi?
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Three girls in a boarding school on a hot day decide to remove their clothes because of the heat. About a half hour later, the door bell rings while they were undressed. They ask who it is. "The...
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine...
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