MSHUA "mbio mbio kutwanga SIMU kwa wakwe kutoa shukrani za dhati kwamba bint yao alio muoa ni bikra amegundua hilo usiku wa jana baada ya ndoa..
maongezi...
MSHUA..>>asante sana mama kwani...
haya don mangi is in the house nicheki kwa pm then drinks and food on me; hata nauli ya boda boda ukitaka, serious for moshi friends then wa arusha wajiandae next week
Hivi zile kura zinazokuwa organized na Superman mbona haziangalii kundi hili?? Hawa jamaa wa lile jukwaa nawahusudu sana kwa jinsi walivyo wakarimu......
Erickb52
Chatu Dume
Sweetlady
Ulimakafu...
Mzee mmoja wa kichaga alikasirika binti yake alipojazwa mimba na pedeshee flani, coz bint alikua amemaliza form 4 anasubiri matokeo. Siku moja jamaa akaja na washenga kujitambulisha na kuweka wazi...
After a luncheon hosted by the Queen of England in London in his honor, the former President of Uganda, Field Marshal Alhaji Idd Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks:Madam Queen, Sir...
Mtoto:Babaaaaaa,kila siku unasema nipate mia kwenye mitihani,leo sasa nimeipata!!!
BABA:Ohooo,safi sana,umepata mia kwenye mtihani gani?
MTOTO: HISABATI 30%, KISWAHILA 25%, ENGLISH 25% na...
Hii ni kweli imetokea ktk kijiji kimoja, Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anazini na mke wa mtu kwa muda mrefu huku wakimaliza kuku wake aliodhani wanatafunwa nap aka shume. Za mwizi ni 39 ya 40 ananaswa...
Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?
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LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
unakwenda mbio zaidi...
...reply ya kwanza na ya pili tu,ndo inabeba maana ya post...zilizobaki salamu tupu na porojo...
oooh Ericky nakusalim Amyner
oooh Husny namtafuta husby wangu Jg...
oooh DA anamwambia SL sijui...
Mdingi m1 alikua anadaiwa, siku ya kulipa ikafika akawa hana "mshiko" wa kulipa deni, hivyo akamwambia mwanae mdogo wa kiume: "Baba PM akija mwambie baba amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar". Muda si mrefu...
Hii... guys, I hope that you are extremelly all fine no matter where you are...
Its my pressure to share some ideas, views and oppinions with my fellow JF Members this morning,
The motion...
Haya kwa wale mnaopenda penda kusema flani bin mwaflani ni kichwa....top this!
Meet twins Paula and Peter Imafidon theyve just passed the University of Cambridge Advanced Maths A level and...
Uaminifu kwenye mahusiano ya kimapenzi siku hizi ni mdogo sana. Natamani "Wachina" wangegundua dawa ya kuweka kwenye samsingi ya patna wako, akibetray unagundua!
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