JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
‎"MLEVI mmoja alioa mke. Mkewe alikuwa hajatulia hata kidogo. Siku moja mkewe akiwa anajivinjari na msela, MLEVI akarudi home ghafla. mkewe akamwambia yule msela Usiondoke, lala hivo hivo...
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Mwenyekiti wa kamati ya mazishi akainuka na kuanza kusema kinachofuata sasa ndugu wafiwa na marafiki wa marehemu ni kusoma historia fupi ya marehemu tuliyemzika hapa leo, karibu ndugu...
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Taja jina la demu au njemba wa kwanza kukuchungulia katikati ya mapaja aka ku duuu nae!
Mi wangu wa kwanza alikuwa ni Kokushubira hukoooo mbeya kwetu, haya mtaje wa kwako na wewe.............
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kwa muda sasa nimekuwa nawashangaa kwann wanasayansi
watuambie kuna jua moja wakati ukweli kuna jua la afrrika na jua la ulaya.
tofauti yake ni kubwa sana, jua la ulaya wakati wa majira ya baridi...
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Nani anapenda. . .nani hapendi?
Mi leo nimekula zilizowekwa mchicha kwa mara ya kwanza. . .Tamu mpaka raha, sema chai tu ndio ilikosekana.
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Binadamu tunapitia mambo mengi katika maisha yetu.
Nimeamua kuanzisha uzi huu ili tupeane uzoefu wa mambo yaliyotukuta,na kujipa matumaini mapya ya kusonga mbele,na kuwapa pole wenzetu,kwa...
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This incident, is supposed to have happened in real life.
My friend, who is a the head of Human Resources at a very large bank,
says that the best excuse for absenteeism, that he had ever...
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Nimesikia katika vyombo vya habari
Leo Tarehe 14 March 2012 ni siku ya hesabu
Changamoto iliyosema ni pamoja kwa ufaulu wa hisababi kuendelea kushuka Tanzania
Inabidi tuhimize kizazi hiki kipende...
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Mwalimu mmoja wa shule ya msingi aliwaambia wanafunzi wake waulizane vitendawili. Wanafunzi wawili wakasimama kuulizana.,
MWANAFUNZI 1:"Kitendawiliiiiiiiii....."
MWANAFUNZI 2:"Teghaaaaaaaa...."...
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Hivi unaweza kumuozesha mwanao kwa mvulana aliyetoboa sikio?
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Karatasi laini sana..hii na ina maandishi haya
....No 1 in Africa
....Art of Rolling
....Roll your Own...
Najua zinalipiwa kodi wakati wa kuingia Nchini.
Je zinaingizwa kwa matumizi...
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Majira ya saa moja kikao kilianza rasmi mpaka sasa kinaendelea kwa muda usiojulikana.Mada kuu ni kuibinafisha jf kwa magamba ili Ipunguze kuanika ouvu wao.kwa wenye pingamizi nilazima uwe cv...
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Jaribu kufikiria,mke/mme umekaa nae kama 10 yrs,siku moja mnagombana/kukorofishana tu hapo ndo mambo yote na siri zote zitatoka.mara mchawi,pesa zako za mapaka etc.
Mwingine anaishi mjini kwa...
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Mgonjwa alipiga simu kwa daktari bingwa ili kufanya appointment na maongezi yakawa hivi.
Mgonjwa- 'daktari nahitaji kukuona naumwa'.
Daktari- 'hamna nafasi mpaka wiki ijayo'
Mgonjwa- 'naumwa...
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A Prof stepped into a law class & threw an orange at one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to any of your friends now".
The boy said to one of his friends "Tee, I give this orange...
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Wajameni karibuni sana, kila kitu ni BURE kabisa yah thats rite BURE!!!
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Mazee life la siku hizi nimeshaona kuna mijitu kazi yao ni kumendea wake za watu ili limmege tu basi litulie........na dada zetu sijui wana roho gani........wana roho nzuri sana hawa wa siku...
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Mapenzi ya mali inachochea tamaa na kuharibu wema.
Usia unawafariji warithi
Mali ni chanzo cha hamaki.
Bora ya akiba ni pale ambapo kazi zinatawanywa vyema.
Fedha haimnufaishi mwenye...
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Kusema kweli huwa hili jukwaa pa1 na lile la chitchat yanakuwa matamu wikend. Leo nina stress zangu za kawaida nikaona nizame huku baada ya kusinda kulee kwenye siasa, duh! Sijaamini macho yangu...
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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 =...
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