Siku moja Papa Benedict 16 aliamua kwenda kwenye Matembezi akamchukua dereva wake lakini akamwambia amwache andeshe mwenyewe kufika njian akakutanna na trafic akamsimamisha kuangalia vizuri...
Bill Gates in a restaurant....
After eating he gave the weiter a tip of 5$
the weiter was annoyed n Gates realized that..
Gates; What's wrong..?
Weiter; on the same table sat ur son...
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall...
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download...
Kusema ukweli, mama ni mama.Nakumbukia na nayaona matumizi ya baadhi ya maneno aliokuwa akinieleza mama enzi nikiwa nakuwa..
1. Usingizi hauishi mwanagu..
2.Huwez kuacha kutamani mwangu,ila...
Ngoma yetu ya asili watu wa manda ludewa inaitwa MGANDA. Tunacheza tukiwa tumevaa kaptula nyeupe na mashati meupe huku tukipuliza "ligubu" na tukiwa tumeshika mkia wa ng'ombe mkononi. Ngoma ya...
Ni sababu gani zinazosababisha laini kuexpire? Kwa nini TIGO hawakoclear kueleza laini zao zinaexpire baada ya muda gani, ili mtu ujue kabla, kwani kuna wakati laini inaweza kuharibika ukiwa...
1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever,
2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat,
3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans,
4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be...
Members ,
Ni matumaini yangu tumeamka salama J'3 ya leo.
Wiki kadhaa nyuma nikiwa katika mishemishe zangu za kusaka daily Bread , dira zangu siku hiyo zikahitaji niende pembezoni mwa Jiji...
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall...
Nikiwa kama Mwenyekiti wa Kamati ya Maandalizi ya harusi hii kubwa, napenda kutoa taarifa kwa wanajamii wote mtoe mapendekezo ya Wenyeviti wa kamati mbalimbali na wajumbe wa kamati hizo ili...
Jamaa alirudi nyumbani kutoka kazini mchana bila kumtaarifu mkewe! Kufika akaingia ndani moja kwa moja, akamkuta mkewe kavaa chup* peke yake, yupo na njemba kifua wazi wamekumbatiana. Jamaa...
jamaa kutembea tembea akapita karibu na kiwanda cha tbl si akaanguka! watu walio kuwa karibu wakajua amezimia kwa uchovu au njaa si wakatafuta maji wakaanza kum mwagia ili azinduke,jamaa aka amka...
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy...
Kulikuwa na wakristo wawili walikuwa
wana njaa kweli siku 3 hawajala
wakaona msikiti moja akamwambia
mwenza pale msikiti hatuwez pata
chakula mpaka tuwe waislamu sasa
tubadilishe majina moja...
Wahaya kwa mbwembwe hawana mpinzani,jamaa ni mhudumu wa mochuari sasa anavyojitambulisha kwenye harusi,my name is Kamugisha am working with Muhimbili,infact professionally nawahudumia watu...
Kauli hii ni ya kawaida sana, lakini inapotolewa na kiongozi aliyeaminiwa na kukabidhiwa majukumu ya kitaifa, huwa inasikitisha, kushangaza na kusababisha watu wataharuki.
Adam Malima inabidi...
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