Hizi theory ni appicable ??

[kalukamise]

Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?​

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LAW OF QUEUE:​

Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
unakwenda mbio zaidi.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE:​

Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:​

Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza
kuwasha ili uikune

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LAW OF THE ALIBI:​

Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari
lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli

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BATH THEOREM:​

Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:​

Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa
na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

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LAW OF THE RESULT:​

Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako
imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:​

Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale
ambapo huwezi kujikuna

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THEATRE RULE:​

Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

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LAW OF COFFEE:​

Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi
atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.

 

[ZeMangi]

Nimeipenda hiyo ya mechanical repair

 

[SI unit]

Hii kali

 

[Mtanzanika]

law of encounter naona kama mo applicable hv!dah!

 

[kalukamise]

Nimeipenda hiyo ya mechanical repair

Mkuu we2 unapenda kuikuna pua unavyoonekana

 

[kalukamise]

Hii kali

Asante

 

[kalukamise]

law of encounter naona kama mo applicable hv!dah!

mkuu funguka kidogo

 

[Erickb52]

Hahahaaaaa aisee zote ni za ukweli lol

 

[Mtanzanika]

mkuu funguka kidogo

yan kama ilifululiza kuntokea kiaina!

 

[SHIEKA]

Brilliant! Have been a victim of all those laws. But the following one affects me almost every day.
There is a news item over the radio or tv you want to listen to attentively, but that is exactly when a member of the family slams the door or calls you out loudly. Other times everything is quiet and silent. Have you ever experienced this?

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

Brilliant! Have been a victim of all those laws. But the following one affects me almost every day.
There is a news item over the radio or tv you want to listen to attentively, but that is exactly when a member of the family slams the door or calls you out loudly. Other times everything is quiet and silent. Have you ever experienced this?

... Jana tu !
(just imagine toka jumamosi niliisubiri hii kitu). Najiweka vizuri kumsikiliza mkwe..re.
... Boss anaingia kwangu. Ananiomba nipande gari twende ofisini,ajali imetokea kuna majeruhi wakutibiwa!

 

[Nish]

Umefunika mbaya

 

[Sunshow]

Brilliant! Have been a victim of all those laws. But the following one affects me almost every day.
There is a news item over the radio or tv you want to listen to attentively, but that is exactly when a member of the family slams the door or calls you out loudly. Other times everything is quiet and silent. Have you ever experienced this?

Good, in which law category to place it? Anyway it sound nice to name it: LAW OF TV.

 

[mchadema]

we wa ukweli! True true true law, ila hyo law of encounter imengusa, yani ukiwa na kibinti ambacho si kidem chako ila unakimendea, ukipita nacho to mitaa unakutana na washkaji kibao duuuu!

 

[SHIEKA]

Good, in which law category to place it? Anyway it sound nice to name it: LAW OF TV.

OR perhaps: THE LAW OF ATTENTION.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Zote ni applicable mkuu,umefunika mbaya!!!